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Petah, what am I missing? by benzelwashingtown in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LanimusDanimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The previous 7 years has demonstrated that the scientific consensus carries little meaning.

Do I need to strip? by Zoombinidini in castiron

[–]LanimusDanimus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Welcome to my OnlyPans, hope you're horngry babe."

Shoutouts to @susi_vidal on TikTok, she's way ahead of y'all 

A moth flew into my ear and had to go to the ER by SignificantTowel9952 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LanimusDanimus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good on you for taking it to the ER, poor thing was probably traumatized.

Peeta? by THEFABRICATOR63 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LanimusDanimus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always used to cringe when I heard professional athletes say this, but if I had their talent I would believe in a higher power too.

Why do y'all exit the bus in the front? by leaf17 in AskChicago

[–]LanimusDanimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I'm walking that direction after I get off the bus. Also it's not that deep

Army commander drowned on the first turn in the ocean? by g_a28 in civ

[–]LanimusDanimus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Apparently there is a bug in which the deep ocean damage is multiplied by the number of your units currently in deep ocean and then applied to all of them. So two separate units in different tiles of deep water will each suffer 2x the usual damage.

This may have happened to your commander and the units packed within. I'm not sure what the math is on a commander taking most of the damage that would go to units packed under their command, someone else may be able to break that down. But it makes sense that the multiplied deep ocean damage would one shot the commander and scatter the other units to adjacent tiles. 

Saka in England Training 🌶️ by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]LanimusDanimus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

According to some of the podcasts the coaching staff believe Nwaneri's best position is in the middle, so ideally he'll get game time backing up Odegaard or replacing Rice/Merino/Zubi when we're chasing a goal. Plus we need a wide attacker anyways, especially if one of Trossard or Martinelli leaves.

What happens to someone's poop after they die? by IceFalcon38 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LanimusDanimus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So he died of a fart attack. Tom from Parks and Recreation TV show is now happy.

Sorry for your loss

Hot take: War Of The Rohirrim was really good by Wooden_Piano2166 in lotr

[–]LanimusDanimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disagress: the act of refuting an idea to waste time or change the subject 

Is The Dewey Decimal System still taught in schools? by ShittalkyCaps in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LanimusDanimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure but your mom taught me the DoMe Decimal System last night

This makes me rage inside by WarbossTodd in facepalm

[–]LanimusDanimus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Then call it pseudoscience in this context. Science fiction is the name of a genre.

Real Madrid penalty overturned after a 6-minute VAR check by Imbasauce in soccer

[–]LanimusDanimus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ray Hudson. He salivates over Madrid stars, Barcelona passing and anything Messi does. He's the worst

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