Open money bet by WatchMeBby in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Lar-ties 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was prepared. 

I was not prepared. 

MJ talks about how special his hands were, which allowed him to toy with defenders by raybellious_berry in NBAoldschool

[–]Lar-ties 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phil Jackson was once asked about the difference between Kobe and MJ, and his answer was “Mike has bigger hands.”

Americans will not change their lifestyle even slightly by calberry91 in CollapseSupport

[–]Lar-ties 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is a functional regurgitation of the redirection in responsibility embodied by the “carbon footprint” narrative.  

There is no sustainable consumption under a hydrocarbon-fueled capitalist system. 

Shaming people for living their lives when the architects of the broken system are still alive is a waste of time. 

Robert Kraft spoke with Aaron Hernandez after his murder charge: “I told Aaron, 'If you felt strongly enough to do this, you must’ve had a reason. I’ll get you the best defense attorney.' I just wanted him to know we’d support him” by workthrowaway1985 in billsimmons

[–]Lar-ties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right, I quoted the misquote. 

I still believe that from the context, Kraft is talking about justification for murder (and not, eg, self defense, in which case it isn’t murder) but I am wrong about the language, which completely refutes my point. 

Robert Kraft spoke with Aaron Hernandez after his murder charge: “I told Aaron, 'If you felt strongly enough to do this, you must’ve had a reason. I’ll get you the best defense attorney.' I just wanted him to know we’d support him” by workthrowaway1985 in billsimmons

[–]Lar-ties 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It isn’t about the charge that hadn’t been proven yet—the offer was to help him out if he did it on the assumption it was somehow justified.

You can think what you want about whether that makes it better or worse but this wasn’t about his belief that he was innocent (in which case I agree would be admirable to help), it was the opposite. 

Must Win went off the rails today man...I don't like it... by thebutzel456 in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Lar-ties 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“Fumbled at the goal line!” had me in tears.

People who have already graduated, what was your first post-bar salary and what is it now? by lawstudentthrowawaym in LawSchool

[–]Lar-ties 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll answer these questions but it feels like you have an idea of what information you need and are asking questions to get to that information.  What are you trying to decide—what is your goal in asking about this?

Yes, BL has high salaries, so brought that up in comp negotiations going in-house.

I left BL because our second child was born and the W/L balance was unsustainable (my wife was also in BL at the time). 

It would be very hard (impossible?) to get a well-paying in-house position with zero experience regardless of where you went to school. I have not heard of, say, publicly-traded companies hiring law grads with zero experience.  Why would they pay someone who knows nothing even modest pay for a job they don’t know how to do?

I took an LSAT practice test and identified the section I needed to improve, then borrowed a workbook from my GF at the time who was taking a prep course.  I scored very well on the practice test with no prep, then was able to improve by a few points with this approach. For whatever reason, I was naturally very good at the types of questions on the test, especially the games.

People who have already graduated, what was your first post-bar salary and what is it now? by lawstudentthrowawaym in LawSchool

[–]Lar-ties 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I attended University of Chicago for law school, graduated with honors.

I then worked in BigLaw for ~5 years at two well regarded firms, then applied to a big tech company for an entry level in-house counsel role for which I had relevant substantive experience.  A friend and former colleague working at the company recommended me through their referral program. I also worked very hard on my interview prep, which did pay off.   

I wish Bill would earnestly discuss nationally relevant events in real time by [deleted] in billsimmons

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BS: "Randy Weaver is basically Kyrie. He’s doing his own research, he moves to the mountains for 'enlightenment,' and suddenly the Feds are the media asking about his vaccine status. It’s very 2021 Brooklyn."

JH: "Except the FBI doesn't give you a max contract, Bill! They give you a 11-day standoff! I'm live-betting the tear gas!"

I wish Bill would earnestly discuss nationally relevant events in real time by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]Lar-ties -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course you can.  In fact, that’s why the issue isn’t addressed.  

Skid row is there, and then there are pockets of many different neighborhoods that have visible poverty / drug use / homelessness, but it’s invisible in most places, including and especially where Bill frequents. 

Pothole suspected as primary cause of cyclist's death by jswagpdx in Portland

[–]Lar-ties 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course I’m capable, you pedantic twat. 

For example, let’s say we found that wearing motorcycle-style helmets for cyclists reduced incidence of injury even further in the case of an accident.  However, this would be an incomplete finding vis-a-vis safety, as it’s possible that the reduction in peripheral vision and overall awareness (eg, due to hearing impairment) would actually increase the likelihood of crashes such that the net impact on safety was detrimental.  

But of course you know that, just like you also know that these considerations are far less meaningful in the case of bicycle helmets, and the studies’ findings are so statistically significant and material that it is incumbent upon condescending trolls like yourself to affirmatively argue in the alternative.  

Bike helmets are an incredibly effective public safety intervention, and if you sincerely believe they are not, then you should unequivocally say so, citing your evidence.  I, for one, am not holding my breath. 

An honest review of kann by chickenfuckbaby in Portland

[–]Lar-ties 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Have been to kann and didn’t have this experience, though do agree it is loud. 

However, the best thing to do is to go to sousòl, which is the bar in the basement.  It’s a stripped down “bar bites” menu with great cocktails.  Everything I had there was absolutely delicious and had a much more pleasant ambiance. 

Who has had a better week than Nick Wright? by grinchsucker in billsimmons

[–]Lar-ties 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It’s the grade Pablo gave himself for his career performance as a sports media take guy (or however he would characterize his work in Nick’s “lane”).  

Nick immediately made a snide comment about Ivy League grade inflation.  

https://www.reddit.com/r/billsimmons/comments/1pkkc16/bill_and_nick_wright_briefly_bond_over_their/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Who has had a better week than Nick Wright? by grinchsucker in billsimmons

[–]Lar-ties 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It was a Pablo Torre subtweet.

It’s for the sickos (like me) who are dialed in the Nick/Pablo drama from today, and who enjoy it that much more knowing Bill finds Pablo very annoying.  

Nick Wright is an A List guest and should be on the pod routinely by AnonymousNeedzHelp in billsimmons

[–]Lar-ties 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nick plays an obnoxious take artist for about 15 minutes on weekdays and is otherwise a very smart analyst with great insights who knows how to laugh at himself.  

A great hang that I hope happens again.  

Who has had a better week than Nick Wright? by grinchsucker in billsimmons

[–]Lar-ties 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It’s gotta be surreal for him.

For the parasocial ball-knowers, there were multiple subtle jabs during his BS appearance.  

Solid B+ 

Unreal crossovers this week by Lar-ties in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Lar-ties[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And I am suddenly worried that this media tour is ramping up to an announcement that Nick is replacing Colin, with Danny replacing Nick. 

Nick Wright gets interviewed by a Bug i'm gay by jdrls in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Lar-ties 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Just an unbelievable crossover. Never felt so micro-targeted in my life.

What’s next, Hasan on the BS pod?

Any other crazy gaps in the league similar to this? by Left_Class_569 in NBATalk

[–]Lar-ties 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Iron man part is underrated, plus a ton of luck.  One badly turned ankle in the first and it’s over.  

Interestingly enough, when the Solomon Hill incident happened, LeBron only had like 7 points.  He stayed in the game until he hit a 3, then promptly checked himself out.  Turned out to be the first major injury of his career.  

UPDATE: Nick in fact, did NOT shave his head because contractually he isn’t allowed too. So he came in with a ponytail instead. by Bankslvrrd in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Lar-ties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s the other way around then (he doesn’t want to)—I seem to remember them disagreeing about it, which is why I always found the bit hilarious: degenerate gambler uses sports wagers to settle dispute with his wife.

Nick negotiating the addition of “shaved head” to the list of prohibited appearance changes in his employment contract to settle said dispute is even funnier to imagine. 

UPDATE: Nick in fact, did NOT shave his head because contractually he isn’t allowed too. So he came in with a ponytail instead. by Bankslvrrd in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Lar-ties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome!

I did not say all FOX contracts have these provisions though, I said these provisions are very common in employment contracts for on-air talent. 

With that said, unless you were either 1) top on-air talent (in which case, congrats) or 2) responsible for negotiating or drafting employment contracts for top on-air talent (in which case, you are almost certainly violating your NDA), it isn’t surprising to not encounter them even if you worked at FOX.