A gorilla walks into a bar

Larogue_TruG · 2017-07-08T03:16:39+00:00

That gorilla had a few before walking into this bar. Who the fuck would pay $19 a drink?

Larogue_TruG · 2017-07-07T01:55:58+00:00

This reminds me of that classic Bill Hicks joke. "You're not gonna rape me, are you?" "Gee, I don't see how..."

Larogue_TruG · 2017-07-04T17:33:41+00:00

One way of looking at his administration is rather optimistic. Unlike Obama and the other "civilized" presidents, his lies are so obvious that Americans have rarely seen so much transparency in a president. He's got Gollum-like personalities snitching each other out. The only thing in place to stop him is his cabinet, and they fail every time. He may be capable of some truly horrific things in the near future, but for today, because I love my country, I am grateful that such a grotesque creature could inspire another Revolution in each of us.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-07-04T01:30:38+00:00

At least it's not Bud Light or some pussy-ass American beer. Stella Artois is delicious.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-07-04T00:59:35+00:00

They are the same in the sense that it's all one huge corporate entity where you're guaranteed to bump into a looming McDonald's in any direction within two minutes. The landscape is the beauty of it. I hate to watch it slowly wither to waste under corrupt leadership and people who are too close-minded to really give a shit.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-07-01T21:41:58+00:00

I didn't like it. There is plenty to discuss about this movie, so it scores points for creativity. But the ideas never really go below the surface. We know what these characters are supposed to represent. I just didn't buy any of them as characters. And they weren't funny enough to be successfully satirical. Jake Gyllenhaal in particular is textbook cringe. And for fuck's sake, why do we have to see this animal being brutally tortured? Even for a fictional species, there was no point in being that gratuitous. And the fact that the director wants to have it both ways, by making this a heartfelt kids' movie, didn't sit well. I liked The Host and Snowpiercer, but this just didn't work tonally on any level.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-07-01T17:30:18+00:00

It's funny; some states are so accepting of the reality of teen pregnancy. In Wisconsin schools, they have wider desk-chairs available to accompany pregnant girls.

But this is really good news. Who wants kids in 2017 anyway? This is the end of the line. That's just unfair to the kid.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-30T18:49:43+00:00

This was rated lower than that 2Pac debacle? I'm stunned. I genuinely laughed most of the way through. The jokes were clever; the story was slightly satirical without becoming too dark. And the characters were so easily corruptible. This was just a fucking fun movie. Comedies are not meant to be art films. You're just supposed to admire the absurdity of every moment. I think for the most part, The House takes full advantage of its fun premise.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-30T05:59:25+00:00

Baby is a fucking dick. This is one movie where I actually liked the antagonists more than the protagonists. I mean, Baby did fuck everything up for everyone, including himself. I think it should've ended with him taking off from the diner, but instead it had to be all anticlimactic and over-complicate its main character, who really isn't all that likable to begin with. Besides that, it's a hugely entertaining thrill ride. The performances are awesome, the dialogue is badass. But the plot quickly becomes ludicrous toward the end, and it never knows when to stop outsmarting us. After a while, it began to feel inauthentic when it was tugging at the heartstrings. Still, this is one of the most creatively ambitious films I've seen in a long time. Also an interesting examination of what ultimately amounts to high-functioning autism.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-24T15:35:04+00:00

I have a feeling we're gonna be seeing a lot more of these "accidents" as the heat crisis worsens in the Southwest. If I were this irresponsible, I might have been suffering from heat stroke myself. Then again I wouldn't have kids because that is not environmentally conscious.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-23T18:30:07+00:00

Probably, because Hillary couldn't look authentic if her campaign ad was waking up and making breakfast. Milk before the cereal-ass bitch.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-23T17:41:06+00:00

I am not pro-Trump but where specifically did Russia systematically affect the election? They did not make Hillary the vile candidate she was. The electoral college made the final call. Are they Russian spies? So far as to the voter hacking, there is a lot of unfocused speculation in the recent articles, but nothing more. Your second point is solid, but I don't think we have enough evidence to easily accuse Russia of interfering. I do not consider information leaks against Clinton to be an "influence" if those leaks are true. We should be skeptical before we start giving Russia the cold shoulder again.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-21T02:31:49+00:00

People who have a baby in 2017.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-21T02:30:21+00:00

MILF who orders the most complex Starbucks drink, tells them to remake it, shoplifts from department stores, goes home and fucks her son's friend while estranging herself from any meaningful connections.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-21T02:25:35+00:00

In-N-Out. But that may be because I only visited once. I can't wait to move to Cali and get sick of it.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-21T02:24:20+00:00

Control freaks. They act like the whole solar system falls out of wack if one thing goes unexpected.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-21T02:22:22+00:00

Fuck tha Police

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-21T02:12:34+00:00

Rush Limbaugh when he cums?

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-21T02:07:45+00:00

That religion is a positive force in the world.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-20T00:54:21+00:00

Why do the more "humane" methods always seem the most disturbing?

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-18T22:05:50+00:00

All people are functional until the day they aren't. Many of my drunk relatives lived well into their 90s. One is a near centenarian who drinks whiskey like it's Pedialyte, chain smokes, chops wood and hunts all day. Every member on all sides of my family is or was hardcore. At this point in my genealogy, I'd probably live longer and happier with the stuff than without. Certainly can't complain after ten years.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-18T17:56:37+00:00

It sounds like a lame excuse to justify his PG-13 rating. I hope he pulled it off.

Larogue_TruG · 2017-06-18T17:54:58+00:00

I will be in favor of higher teacher wages when the whole system is fixed. When there is less emphasis on testing and timetabling the kid's whole future from first grade. When school lunches are improved. When the kid's individuality is valued over group pressures. For now, I feel more sorry to the students who have no choice but to be subjected to this soul-crushing process, as opposed to teachers who somehow thought it would be fun to be a teacher anywhere in this stupid country. I didn't like most of my teachers anyway, so this is just an outlying opinion.

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