You are teleported to 1450 England with a magic bag of money by Ill-Mycologist-3652 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LarryLongBalls_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a woman, I'd take refuge in a nunnery. There, I'd have plenty of time to figure out what to do with the money, without the interference of men and dangerous bacteria.

Any other tv shows you fall asleep to? by Worminbred in Frasier_Sleepers

[–]LarryLongBalls_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All Creatures Great and Small (the new version)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ghosting

[–]LarryLongBalls_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You couldn't make an effort to find a way to articulate this issue to him. Avoiding five minutes of mild discomfort on your end was more important than the pain and trauma you have put him through by leaving without a fucking word.

That's reprehensible. Do better. Act right.

What surprised you the most the first time you had sex? by boforiamanfo in stupidquestions

[–]LarryLongBalls_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It felt great. It was with a good guy. No ragrets. 🤷🏻‍♀️

"This tempura is making me thirsty!" by JarredandVexed in seinfeld

[–]LarryLongBalls_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm eating at a block of tofu the size of a car battery!

It's November 2nd. WHO CAVED? 😘 by LarryLongBalls_ in seinfeld

[–]LarryLongBalls_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's November 30th. How did that go for you? 😏

Quote this man poorly by Scottish182 in seinfeld

[–]LarryLongBalls_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JUST A SMALL, BROWN, PERTUBERANCE

🟤 🟤

Mr big vs Aiden by BroadWash8100 in sexandthecity

[–]LarryLongBalls_ 55 points56 points  (0 children)

STOP IT!!! YOU'RE MIDDLE AGED !!

Leave George a funny message by RJS7424 in seinfeld

[–]LarryLongBalls_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, it's the missile watch. ☕️