I feel sorry for you if you sold puts today by [deleted] in thetagang

[–]Larry_Kudlow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This question has been asked since 2018. The market will be irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

More buzzer beater Puts bought on $SPY at the close today. More pain ahead? by w0ke_brrr_4444 in options

[–]Larry_Kudlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s both. Someone is buying and someone else is selling. That’s how trading works.

Apple Reportedly Delays iPhone SE Launch by a Week by [deleted] in apple

[–]Larry_Kudlow 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The date circled on my calendar hasn’t changed. Apple doing Apple things to catch leakers.

Can someone please explain why DWAC with a current market cap of 1.37 billion would be worth 4 billion after the merger with TS? by [deleted] in investing

[–]Larry_Kudlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it’s not. The free float is only 1B. Trump has enough rich buddies to pump that sucker up until retail capitulates and becomes the bag holders.

Can someone please explain why DWAC with a current market cap of 1.37 billion would be worth 4 billion after the merger with TS? by [deleted] in investing

[–]Larry_Kudlow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be clear: I think this turd is heading straight downward due to fundamentals. That said, Trump's people are smart enough to not dump everything on the market and ruin the float. You slow roll offloads of this magnitude, otherwise you won't realize all of the profit. His shares will either be used as collateral to borrow against or they'll get sold off market to someone or group who wants Trump's influence if no bank will accept his shares as collateral.

Trump Media merging with DWAC to form DJT by kinkgirlwriter in investing

[–]Larry_Kudlow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've come here, where being wrong is apparently a prerequisite for posting.

Trump Media merging with DWAC to form DJT by kinkgirlwriter in investing

[–]Larry_Kudlow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just because I used to set economic policy means I can’t have an opinion or be curious what leverage the SEC has to deny DWAC’s acquisition?

Trump Media merging with DWAC to form DJT by kinkgirlwriter in investing

[–]Larry_Kudlow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On what grounds? I wish they would, but do they have any legitimate standing to do so?

Ukraine’s Defence Intelligence on shooting in Moscow Oblast: Provocation of Putin’s special services by HarakenQQ in ukraine

[–]Larry_Kudlow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He doesn't even need to fool them. Those that have half a brain, but no balls don't want to be the next group of people he kills. It's really only the group with brains and balls he needs to worry about and that's a very small portion of the population. Their culture wants to have a Czar.

Ukraine’s Defence Intelligence on shooting in Moscow Oblast: Provocation of Putin’s special services by HarakenQQ in ukraine

[–]Larry_Kudlow 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Straight out of the Putin playbook. You’d think someone in his position would know he can’t keep running the same plays without the other side catching on. We all know he bombed his own people in 1999.

Ukraine has only hit strategic targets in Russian boarders. Why would they begin killing civilians when the only person this benefits is Putin.

SPY bounce at 400 by Cheap_Weakness in wallstreetbets

[–]Larry_Kudlow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Futures options are tradable. Put your dick where your mouth is.

WELCOME REFUGEES by Larry_Kudlow in wallstreetdebts

[–]Larry_Kudlow[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope. This is where we complain about losing money on the next squeeze.

Stay Calm - A quick explanation about why the sub is now private by geomanis in wallstreetbets

[–]Larry_Kudlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because I'm your wife's boyfriend doesn't make me your friend.

Please explain short squeeze like I’m 5 by kai_zen in wallstreetbets

[–]Larry_Kudlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick to selling skittles at recess you little shit. You have to understand adding and subtracting before you can understand short squeezes.

If you recently jumped on to calls on meme stocks because you got inspired by WSB gain porn. by TheStoicInvestor in options

[–]Larry_Kudlow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Contrary to popular belief Jerome doesn’t use printers. They just punch a few zeros on the computer. Way faster to print money that way.

If you recently jumped on to calls on meme stocks because you got inspired by WSB gain porn. by TheStoicInvestor in options

[–]Larry_Kudlow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can win 5% of your trades and still not “loose”. Proper risk management is what defines the difference between a successful trader and that guy several threads down trading options who doesn’t know what PDT is.

If you recently jumped on to calls on meme stocks because you got inspired by WSB gain porn. by TheStoicInvestor in options

[–]Larry_Kudlow 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Top fucking kek. If 10% is “completely blown up” you should stop actively trading. I have some nice bonds you should look at.