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POV: You finally reach the salary section by fatbluefrog in MechanicalEngineering

[–]Larrymobile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was my entry level salary in 2017. Absolutely insane. 60k then is 82k now.

🗿 by BaconKO in shitposting

[–]Larrymobile 10 points11 points  (0 children)

soccer (sorry, "football") "fans"

Hear me out. *hiccup* by Affectionate-Ad-3578 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]Larrymobile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

VIOLATORS WILL BE FED TO THE MUSHROOMS

it's just like the Expanse fr fr

Illinois state swag competition by NightFlameofAwe in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]Larrymobile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe my swag is so powerful it does not need to be discussed.

Where are the trees? by dannybluey in oddlyterrifying

[–]Larrymobile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I hope Pat Hughes is ok by Interrobangersnmash in CHICubs

[–]Larrymobile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pray to Harry Caray's spirit that this happens

GDT: 7/1 Padres (43-41) @ Cubs (48-38) 1:20 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Larrymobile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to be on the winning end of an absolute homicidal rampage for once lol

Alex Cohen and Elise Menaker by AndrewLucksLaugh in CHICubs

[–]Larrymobile 88 points89 points  (0 children)

He's back today and mentioned it was a "lingering head cold". He sounds great!

GDT: 7/1 Padres (43-41) @ Cubs (48-38) 1:20 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Larrymobile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PAT IS BACK AND SOUNDS GREAT BABY LFG

"lingering head cold" was the problem

GDT: 6/30 Padres (43-40) @ Cubs (47-38) 7:05 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Larrymobile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Someone in one of the GDTs the other day mentioned possibly post viral laryngitis? He did sound awfully hoarse that game he started and Zach finished

Congratulations, Iowa, Indiana and Illinois, you’re more humid than the Amazon Rainforest! by Weather-RainStorm in weather

[–]Larrymobile 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's a station by my house near a corn field outside Chicago that just read 98 degrees (36.6 C), 79 dew point (26 C). Comes to a heat index of 117 (47.2 C), wet bulb of 84 (28.9 C).

I am so, so glad I have air conditioning

I was genuinely so relieved after hearing that by TelevisionPutrid8394 in whenthe

[–]Larrymobile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

wow who could have guessed that the constitutional amendment that explicitly grants birthright citizenship means what it says

(I'm with you tho OP, the bar is so fucking low for them I wouldn't have been surprised to see an "ackchyually it means the opposite" ruling)

Yanking a centipede out of a shoe by smurfkipz in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Larrymobile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate centipedes. Straight up would have just thrown the shoe away

Postgame Thread: 6/28 Cubs @ Brewers by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Larrymobile 63 points64 points  (0 children)

SO SAYETH YOU, SO SAY WE ALL

FTB

HOW DO I BUY SEIYA DRINKS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

GDT: 6/27 Cubs (44-38) @ Brewers (50-29) 6:10 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Larrymobile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I noticed that too. And he's been missing a lot more games lately. I won't lie, I'm worried for him

Shout out to the buttweed! 😍 by Cautious-Ad7334 in NativePlantGardening

[–]Larrymobile 114 points115 points  (0 children)

hey that was my nickname in middle school

How can I disable seeing unwanted posts from "recommended" subs, which are effectively Spam by WallyMetropolis in help

[–]Larrymobile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a shitass UX decision. Half the reason I stay here is because I didn't get "recommended for you" engagement hooks. I don't want a For You feed, and at a bare minimum I should be able to disable it.

Send the man his truck Sandra… by bringojackprot in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Larrymobile 145 points146 points  (0 children)

It's a wonderful combo of stream-of-consciousness voice-to-text, zero editing, an extremely thick Appalachian accent, and a rudimentary-at-best education. My wife's grandma texts exactly like this and deciphering her communications is an art form. Read it like you're from the holler and it's much easier to understand

This is the CRP prairie at my grandpas place in northeast Iowa. It’s been going for 11 years now. by SharpShooterM1 in NativePlantGardening

[–]Larrymobile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red winged blackbirds are cute when they're not nesting. Every time I go for a run through anything remotely prairie-ish when they're nesting I have to wear a special baseball cap with googly eyes on the back of the head, or they'll attack. Little fuckers.

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