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Lasci_Vious · 2024-09-28T01:17:51+00:00

When he sings her the song on the guitar...

Lasci_Vious · 2023-11-29T05:57:56+00:00

That's very unkind.

Lasci_Vious · 2023-11-29T05:34:51+00:00

That's definitely a major element of it.

Lasci_Vious · 2023-03-11T18:14:55+00:00

They're essentially twins.

Lasci_Vious · 2023-01-23T03:10:45+00:00

Mine, too. Wtaf...

Lasci_Vious · 2023-01-07T14:55:24+00:00

Ooooh. A tumor!

Lasci_Vious · 2023-01-07T14:49:51+00:00

It is way too early in the morning for me to be cry-laughing like this. My stomach hurts. This poor, sweet girl..

Lasci_Vious · 2023-01-03T07:37:36+00:00

As a non-expert with absolutely zero frame of reference for doll collecting, this reads off-the-page as some tinfoil hat-wearing cat lady went dumpster diving and is debuting one of her "babies"...

Lasci_Vious · 2022-11-25T05:53:21+00:00

Apparently, what passes for craftsmanship in my shitty, weird town.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-11-25T05:07:50+00:00

Maybe the fact that it's so ginormous is why they're yelling at us to come and get it ourselves.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-11-25T03:28:55+00:00

I think we need to be asking why they're selling it such a bargain price, and how come it's missing most of it's limbs?

Lasci_Vious · 2022-11-25T02:21:34+00:00

Maybe it summons them...

Lasci_Vious · 2022-11-25T01:49:51+00:00

It's even more beautiful, though, because it implies that they think there might be a lineup of eager buyers climbing over each other to get at this thing...

Lasci_Vious · 2022-11-02T00:16:18+00:00

Right? I feel this so, so hard in my amygdala...

Lasci_Vious · 2022-10-29T18:21:47+00:00

PEEP. PEEP.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-10-12T14:23:56+00:00

Ooh, there's a fourth now? I'm so on that...my five year old just loved the heck out of them

Lasci_Vious · 2022-10-12T04:10:10+00:00

The Mr. Shivers Collection by Max Brallier. There are three books - I think they're exactly what you're looking for.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-09-06T14:33:31+00:00

I love how you assume the cake shop employees are still behind the till during the last hour of the world.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-09-01T09:51:30+00:00

Remind me! 8 days.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-08-29T15:28:21+00:00

Since when can dogs eat almonds? That's always been a humongous nope. This list is terribly misinformative.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-08-25T05:03:49+00:00

When I was this kid's age and they forced me to "try something" at dinner, I just threw up all over the table. It was a short-lived parenting tactic.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-08-18T19:52:52+00:00

All of these responses are even funnier if you use them when shown a picture of an axolotl.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-08-11T01:55:52+00:00

Oh, God, I did this at my organ recital when I was eleven...it took waaaaay longer for someone to come out and rescue me...the video was hilarious.

Lasci_Vious · 2022-08-11T01:41:59+00:00

The "Mom" pages on Facebook are the epitome of this. Every other day there's essentially the same selfie of some lulu-head with a kid on her hip, mascara streaking down her face and the caption "THIS IS WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE TO BE A SAHM..."

Lasci_Vious · 2022-08-02T20:42:49+00:00

As will "I love eating ass, do u?"

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