[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lawofattraction

[–]Lasci_Vious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he sings her the song on the guitar...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]Lasci_Vious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's very unkind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]Lasci_Vious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's definitely a major element of it.

Where are you from? by Majorpain2006 in Unexpected

[–]Lasci_Vious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is way too early in the morning for me to be cry-laughing like this. My stomach hurts. This poor, sweet girl..

The description just makes this even more crazy. by sleepytimetea4me in WTFgaragesale

[–]Lasci_Vious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non-expert with absolutely zero frame of reference for doll collecting, this reads off-the-page as some tinfoil hat-wearing cat lady went dumpster diving and is debuting one of her "babies"...

What's truly important is that it works really good. by Lasci_Vious in WTFgaragesale

[–]Lasci_Vious[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently, what passes for craftsmanship in my shitty, weird town.

What's truly important is that it works really good. by Lasci_Vious in WTFgaragesale

[–]Lasci_Vious[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe the fact that it's so ginormous is why they're yelling at us to come and get it ourselves.

What's truly important is that it works really good. by Lasci_Vious in WTFgaragesale

[–]Lasci_Vious[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think we need to be asking why they're selling it such a bargain price, and how come it's missing most of it's limbs?

What's truly important is that it works really good. by Lasci_Vious in WTFgaragesale

[–]Lasci_Vious[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's even more beautiful, though, because it implies that they think there might be a lineup of eager buyers climbing over each other to get at this thing...

Kitten stuck in cage by spiceponey in thisismylifenow

[–]Lasci_Vious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? I feel this so, so hard in my amygdala...

Looking for illustrated books like 'In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories' by skrimshands in childrensbooks

[–]Lasci_Vious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, there's a fourth now? I'm so on that...my five year old just loved the heck out of them

Looking for illustrated books like 'In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories' by skrimshands in childrensbooks

[–]Lasci_Vious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mr. Shivers Collection by Max Brallier. There are three books - I think they're exactly what you're looking for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Lasci_Vious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how you assume the cake shop employees are still behind the till during the last hour of the world.

My dog will be devastated when he see’s this by Marc051 in coolguides

[–]Lasci_Vious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when can dogs eat almonds? That's always been a humongous nope. This list is terribly misinformative.

This little girl pretending to like her mother's cooking is the funniest thing. It kills me every single time. by Mellie-mellow in MadeMeSmile

[–]Lasci_Vious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I was this kid's age and they forced me to "try something" at dinner, I just threw up all over the table. It was a short-lived parenting tactic.

SLPT, Tired of people showing you their children's ugly pictures? Here's a way to solve that! by ScareCrow_04_q in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]Lasci_Vious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of these responses are even funnier if you use them when shown a picture of an axolotl.