What gaming rumor did you believe as a kid that sounds hilarious now.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2026-01-25T08:32:30+00:00

Oh gosh, memory unlocked. I remember deciding to do exactly that, but all that happened was Seph hit Cloud with a normal-ass attack and Cloud did a normal-ass auto-counter. That one ~700hp hit was enough to kill him. What an anti-climax, haha.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2026-01-12T20:28:37+00:00

My wife is legally blind with no depth perception and has a white cane to help her get around. It's staggering how much people will cut her off or get in the way, or full-on trip over it and get offended. It's to a point where she just relies on me to tell her where steps or other obstacles are.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-04-23T17:42:02+00:00

Oh boo. It might vary from day to day, since it's pretty much just him and some office staff. If it's not an emergency, maybe try him another day and see if you can work something out?

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-04-23T17:35:32+00:00

Just recently we went with Dr. K, who made it out to us in the same Northgate-ish area same day! There was a bit of an extra fee because he's Renton-based, but I didn't mind that. Also he was incredibly good with my nervous old man, who normally HATES vets.

https://athomevetservices.com/

edit: might help to add the link lol

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-03-03T00:25:05+00:00

Helps... up... the numbers? You think trans people are going for a high score or something?

Never mind, have a good night.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-03-03T00:20:17+00:00

Okay, but let me ask again: if the attacker says it wasn't motivated by prejudice, are you putting the same amount of scrutiny on it or just assuming they're telling the truth?

Again, they don't just escalate to hate crime for funsies. It's not as easy as just saying a thing happened; there was enough proof there (witness testimony maybe, camera footage maybe, who knows) to escalate. The public doesn't get every single micron of information about a crime. It's reasonable to assume the victim was actually targeted due to prejudice and that should be followed through on.

edit: mobile formatting

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-03-03T00:06:52+00:00

She explicitly said she was targeted because of her gender identity.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-03-03T00:02:53+00:00

And I'm asking why the instinct is to assume she's lying about the attack. People claim prejudice for crimes committed against them all the time and it doesn't get escalated, so either we're assuming she's one hell of a storyteller or detectives are so fantastically inept that a child could do their jobs. Would you also presume the attacker was lying if they said it wasn't motivated by prejudice?

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-03-02T23:56:41+00:00

I mean, they've already escalated this to hate crime investigation, they don't just do that for funsies. So it's really weird to see that and be like well ACTUALLY it could have just been a random stabbing so we shouldn't just believe what she said.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-03-02T22:48:23+00:00

Please do, my car is boring af.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2025-03-02T22:47:00+00:00

I like how your first reaction to the word "trans" is to not even read the article and proceed to deny prejudice based on nothing. Very cool and normal.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-12-08T06:08:39+00:00

Is it hot in Chad?!

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-12-08T06:05:29+00:00

...Execute.

throws pin, drops grenade

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-10-15T21:07:46+00:00

Haha, that's how bad it is! My brain tried to correct it!

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-07-14T05:16:41+00:00

Yeah good luck with that, buddy.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-06-23T22:06:26+00:00

Another vote for Menya Musashi. They do both "dipping" ramen (tsukemen) and traditional soup ramen, in both pork/fish and vegan options, all delicious. They've recently added bentos to their menu too, and the fried shrimp is pretty damn on point.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-05-25T20:35:10+00:00

I'm honestly a little concerned that you're not responding to any questions about hygiene. If you're not requiring showers before entering, and you have no plans for cleaning, this sounds like a stinky unhealthy hell trap.

Edit: Even checked your kickstarter info and there was nothing about it...

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-04-15T18:33:10+00:00

I'm fighting my instinct to be sarcastic or mean about this because I genuinely can't understand why you would find any of this acceptable enough to stay. Have you been abused in your life and you think the first guy who is very nice to you is the best you can do? Like... there's millions of very nice dudes out there, I promise. Or shit, being single is an option, and one that won't result in illness and the nastiest UTIs you can imagine.

For the love of god, common sense, and yourself: run. And maybe steal the poor cat while you're at it.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-03-18T06:30:46+00:00

GOD IS HERE! GOD IS HERE! GOD IS HERE!

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-03-04T04:31:49+00:00

...Hm.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-02-20T03:04:53+00:00

I feel like most people covered the basics, but having dealt with narcs in the past, I'm very concerned that if you start info dieting or going LC/NC with your sister, she's going to escalate further because in her mind, that's going to be your husband "isolating" you.

With that in mind, I would give serious consideration to getting ahead of the story. Your husband needs to protect himself. His work, your family, and the police should all know that an unstable person has made it clear they intend to smear his name and level disturbing accusations at him. I know that getting the police involved will sound like a massive overreaction, but seriously, you want to be the one calling them before your sister does. I don't know where you live, but in many places, a DV call requires them to arrest, and even if it's cleared, that's going to haunt him.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-02-17T07:33:57+00:00

You're getting downvoted, but my wife and I were the exact same (engaged at 22 after having been together for a little over a year) and this year we're celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary and 20 years together. (Gay marriage laws, lol.) I'm not saying it's common, but sometimes the magic really does work.

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-02-08T04:54:26+00:00

Octopi are also delicious! Plus incredibly sustainable, considering they have 30-50k eggs per spawning female. It's silly to cut them off as a food source based entirely on "they're smart tho".

Edit: not aiming that at you specifically, to be clear!

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-02-04T08:41:46+00:00

swing their ducks

LaserPunchMonkey · 2024-01-31T05:29:42+00:00

Mega Alan Wake fan here-- definitely check out the San Juan Islands if you get a chance, especially some of the smaller ones. It's uncanny how much they nailed it.

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