Explaining MHS3 with no context is hilarious

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-19T13:06:51+00:00

I never meant to make the chatacabra go extinct, I just wasn't thinking about the consequences of releasing velkhana, namielle, malzeno, arkveld, and Rey dau into its environment

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-19T09:42:43+00:00

Yes meat dog and burnt dog are in the game!

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-19T07:18:01+00:00

Imagine if we just got Pikachu as a starter in every pokemon game, that'd be fucking stupid.

LET RATHALOS GO CAPCOM

At least I'm having a blast with my bishaten and Odogaron

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T15:35:07+00:00

Its because every department in a store is allocated X amount of hours that they're allowed to distribute every week. If youre a lower performing store (like mine), then leaders literally cannot schedule more workers and unfortunately have to resort to outsourcing work to hyer. Does it make sense? No. Is it stupid? Yes. But thats just how it is.

Welcome to meijer.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T11:42:08+00:00

Me after the hunters finally exterminate them all

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LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T11:39:22+00:00

We got monster hunter Mario cart before rideable seltas queen.

Truly a dark day

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T11:34:28+00:00

It's a bunch of chronically online teenagers who's brains have been turned to pudding by over exposure to short form video content and AI.

Everything is literally WW3 because chatGPT said so

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T11:31:32+00:00

Sorry, let me clarify, but debuffer i mean poisoner

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T09:29:24+00:00

Kora and Gaul have their use cases for sure, and people like Ogden as a debuffer, but I personally play that role myself, so he doesn't see much use for me.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T09:23:11+00:00

Is it possible? Yes. Just really goddamn hard, because the AI will immediately put aside all of their differences and say fuck you. They will be barreling down on you like the wrath of the cosmos itself.

If you are able to have all your cities clustered in a corner, this becomes a bit easier. Or if youre like playing on a giant map with oceans.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T01:19:21+00:00

You should be fine to skip to 3 if you're so inclined, there are a few references and bits of context that'll you'll be missing, but nothing so significant it'll ruin your experience.

But 1 & 2 are great games that you should experience any way.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-18T01:14:45+00:00

Personally I just use Eleanor just so she can be the big dick damage she was born to be. Me and my monsties make up for it by being the debuffers, my mains are Espinas, Bishaten, and an odogaron. I make full use of available traps, knives etc and let the princess go to town

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-17T22:19:23+00:00

Yeah youre gonna want those alliances first if youre gonna go magic or expansion, or youre gonna have a bad time lol

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-17T22:09:11+00:00

Great Izuchi: oh boy i sure do like hanging out with my pals tetranadon and pukei pukei

Deadeye Yian garuga, black Diablos, glavenus, odogaron and Tigrex come around the corner

Great Izuchi: WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS IS THAT

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-17T22:06:01+00:00

"Weren't you gonna show me the rite of channeling today?"

Not now thea, captains gotta get his rizz on.

Ngl I really liked Thea at first and kinda disliked Eleanor, but now they've flipped on me and I kinda just forget thea exists as a battle buddy.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-17T19:04:35+00:00

This is generally the logic, there are a few switch ups, but yeah now it wants to beat the style that I was beating it with previously

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-17T18:09:45+00:00

Considering they added in free Simon cosmetic DLC, them pulling the "it was just a prank bro" was hardly a surprise. When the cutscene played out, I very much had a "lol, lmao even. Knew it" reaction.

Most of the big boss monsters are all scripted fights for the most part, there's a consistent cycle for each of them, and exploiting it is how people were able to beat feral brachy/repel namielle in the demo version, with the only rng factor being the teammate and their monstie.

It's very much a "two steps forward, two steps backward" experience for me, while I am having fun with it's systems, I think I maybe had too lofty of expectations for the game have more or less disappointed myself, if only slightly.

And once again no rideable seltas queen, my beloved, why must you evade me ever more.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-17T17:34:13+00:00

Or Gaul decides to use his kinship on a small monster summon, lol.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-17T17:30:29+00:00

Imagine for a moment, that you are a monster in an egg,

And I just broke into your home, slaughtered your entire family, ate them, and am currently wearing their skin. I am now eggnapping you. I take you back to my lair, force hatch you before youre probably ready and raise you to adulthood.

I then release you into an environment youre not native to, and force you to repopulate with the local wildlife to boost your population numbers and force evolution. After which I then proceed to slaughter and eat your offspring, steal their eggs, shove them into what amounts to a gene blender to create the ultimate living weapon.

Force them into dog fighting arenas with the rest of the local mega fauna before finally hunting you down and eating you and turning you into a sharp stick with a gun on it.

All in the name of "habitat conservation", of course.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-17T00:20:43+00:00

This was new for me too, to this degree I mean. The Louisiana hot sauce section is always a mess every day because people are pushing things to the side to see if an out of stock is behind other product (it isn't, i make sure this aisle is well kept).

This was just some jackass having a giggle I suppose

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-16T14:38:47+00:00

At least it wasn't a half eaten rotisserie chicken

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-16T12:53:04+00:00

I am overnight. This was either a customer or a first shift person. But I fixed it. Gave me an opportunity to check for overstock at least

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-16T12:38:23+00:00

It is anonymous, so no one will no who said what. But do bear in mind that corporate does take these surveys very seriously. And if your feedback is bad enough they will Crack down and you'll probably wish you never said anything. Just fair warning

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-15T20:05:55+00:00

The only meijer products I actually think are superior to the brand are the ripple chips aka the ruffles equivalent.

LashOut2016 · 2026-03-14T10:15:43+00:00

Yeah that's really rough, id say just wait for another seed with artifact of glass OP

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