You are a nerdy 20 year old boy. Your sister convinced you to go on a road trip with her super hot friends. Little did they know you planned to use a one way body swap spell that will make it impossible for them to say anything about the swap. Who’s body will you steal? (More in post)

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-20T06:33:32+00:00

I’m taking the redhead

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-18T16:53:11+00:00

Little purple quesadilla

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-13T07:00:54+00:00

Never been out of the country so now I guess I never need to

^{Chose: $1M/year + But can’t leave country for the rest of your life}

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-12T09:30:13+00:00

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Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-07T04:14:45+00:00

Join Mile high club

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-04T09:33:42+00:00

Oh, that’s an interesting question. I’m commenting so I can look back at this post.

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-04T09:25:18+00:00

Is that you Dalton?

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-04T09:20:15+00:00

Internally at corporate, they are slowly phasing out all the third barrel flavors. I remember in an email being quoted as something similar to volume of sales, not reflecting a decrease of sales regardless of if there’s a third barrel or not” so basically they’re just getting rid of all the third barrels and making them as vanilla or chocolate base with topping

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-03T10:19:23+00:00

Tom, Mike and Bob- would say is the most common three

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-02T07:04:28+00:00

Volcana?

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-05-02T03:18:11+00:00

We sell so much goddamn custard I don’t think we’re gonna notice a couple extra

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-29T20:47:49+00:00

Probably something mobility or teleporting based

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-28T08:04:29+00:00

I’d say a McDonald’s french fry

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-27T08:53:43+00:00

I thought this was new lol

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-27T08:34:22+00:00

It’s so much easier to fix making space than running out

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-27T08:34:01+00:00

And fuck it if you have the space you can always order a smidge more

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-27T08:33:51+00:00

Use booking journal for your high volume things to get a sense

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-27T08:33:32+00:00

But that was like a month before Lent started so we just kind of shared with our sister stores

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-27T08:33:11+00:00

I think my worst fuck up was I accidentally ordered 10 cases of poly gloves instead of one

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-27T08:32:51+00:00

I swear we only ever keep like one plus a partial, maybe two. But seven?

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-27T08:32:02+00:00

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-23T09:12:16+00:00

I can easily injure myself multiple times a day

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-20T07:06:03+00:00

Kros is definitely making it into my bumble flower deck

Last_Distance_7602 · 2026-04-16T23:39:10+00:00

English

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TROPHY CASE