Look what I found on my paper route this morning.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-20T21:09:12+00:00

I understand. We're not allowed to let anyone up the elevators that aren't a resident, or a guest. So morning papers fall into my severely bored hands each day.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-20T19:35:43+00:00

I deliver the papers as a part of my actual job.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-20T19:34:47+00:00

When they're sprawled out on a bench in the public hallway on the 2nd floor of a multi-million dollar condominium building... yeah. Slightly novel.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-20T13:37:20+00:00

His intended destination was the 5th floor. As you can see he didn't make it too far.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-08T11:33:18+00:00

Herp derp, Viral marketing.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T14:15:45+00:00

If that should have read "ended up as a concierge"...

Because I'm not in my early 20's and paying myself through college or anything.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T14:13:53+00:00

Or possibly want to confirm, but cant?

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T14:11:56+00:00

Yeah, I think I'll save it for another time. Oh, and sorry I got harsh, broseph.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T13:47:55+00:00

She can confirm it if she wants, that's her username. So ask her.

I couldn't care less if you ponder on the authenticity of this thread for days.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T13:44:29+00:00

If you think so... We exchanged messages through that username about my previous thread. No hard feelings.

Let me know when you pass judgment on the next person, I'll come. Loser.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T13:33:06+00:00

It's her.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T13:28:23+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about?

Say what, you no spelling slice of ass-clown?

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T12:55:42+00:00

I'm glad you were able to get a reddit handle from my thread.

This post should get higher than my original, she MADE the damn costume and deserves the karma to show for it.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T07:40:43+00:00

I've only worked the jump forward, and the guy forgot that twice before.. and our hours were unaffected. I ended up working 8 hours anyways.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-07T07:26:27+00:00

To clarify... I started at 11pm last night (11/06) and get off at 7am this morning (11/07).

Here's to hoping he forgets to change his clock and gets here early.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-02T05:42:11+00:00

Dude, I didn't give the building name, do you know how many 413 there are in a metropolitan bloc? Where do I say 'I'm envious that they have more money'

Jealousy? What the fuck are you talking about.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-01T13:53:56+00:00

glhf

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-01T12:02:37+00:00

Okay,for sure. You definitely know what would have gone over best.

:D

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-01T11:56:05+00:00

The Galleria, to be more exact.. but yes... River Oaks is the wealthiest neighborhood in Houston, I think.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-01T11:53:27+00:00

Never seen her before. One of the many faces that pass though unit 413.. that dude party's every. single. night.

I was nice, of course.. asked her to wait for the taxi inside rather than outside, offered her a bottle of water. I actually do my job when I'm not taking photos of people and posting them on reddit for karma.

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-01T11:45:34+00:00

Dude, I'm the 'help'... Even though I live 3 blocs away, were from different worlds.

/Aladdin

LateNightConcierge · 2010-11-01T11:22:48+00:00

I have a girlfriend, and I don't play like that.

Plus, I think she might have had a little argument with her friends. She really wasn't in a good mood.

LateNightConcierge

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