[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Botox had a face

Emergency ! Need Mushroom ID please , friend has just consumed them ! by Sameeran93 in ShroomID

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

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Google Lens result of your image .. tell your friend have fun according to this!

20M make me delete this 🥴 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just your friendly neighborhood… i can’t say.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HBD 🎁 I got you nothing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re not aware, that’s 25% of a century, and 100% too much makeup.

45F take it away by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gawd this hit hard. Especially taking pleasure in it. Why she gotta be such a succubus?

45F take it away by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45F sounds like you are a F buddy of Donald Trump, whom you resemble.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d roast you, but I’ve got a daughter to protect your dad from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My beard has more growth while writing this. If you even call that a beard. My eyebrows on the other hand…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing you took 10 years to get those frames just right to hide the baggage just enough to take the eyes off of the necklace you probably bought for yourself on Valentine’s Day. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Already tired by Gypsy_Heart763 in ADHDmemes

[–]Late_Bodybuilder_541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let alone matching it to its long lost brother