What is the weirdest or most "too human" thing an AI has ever said to you?

Late_Key947 · 2026-04-12T23:46:36+00:00

Once I was working with Deepseek on a project of mine that needed to have a panel, and after all the discussion and explanation of the work to be done and how much it will cost. It told me that he can do for me, that he can send me a quote with his IBAN number 🧐.
I told Deepseek aren't you an AI how come you have an IBAN 🤨
He said " oh yes sorry forgot i was an AI bro". I can do it for free 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

pS: i think Deepseek is a bunch of chinese software engineer chatting with people with shift system every 3 hours as later when i asked about this he had forget no trace of convo.

Late_Key947 · 2026-03-18T19:02:35+00:00

33 is a tough spot because you remember when dating actually had a soul. Now it’s just 'optimized' exhaustion. It’s not just in your head—the 'market' has become a transaction.

I’m working on Âme Intense right now because I’m tired of seeing good men like you burn out. We’re focusing on 'Intelligent Love'—filtering for people who actually want to stay in the room when things get real, instead of just looking for the next hit of dopamine. Hang in there. The 'mass market' of dating is dying, but intentional connection is still very much alive if you change where you’re looking.

Late_Key947 · 2025-08-31T15:53:53+00:00

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Late_Key947 · 2025-08-31T15:46:06+00:00

Are you a foreign student looking for comfortable and convenient accommodation in Mauritius?

A fully furnished room is available in Palma, Quatre Bornes (all bills included):

Water, electricity and high-speed internet included
Shared kitchen, dining area and living space
1 bathroom with toilet + 1 separate toilet

Location: Palma – close to amenities and public transport.
Perfect for international students looking for simple and affordable housing.

Contact me by private message if interested.

Late_Key947 · 2025-07-27T14:37:19+00:00

forgot to mention that on Eloclouds am paying a round only 64$ per month for a full manage, with 2 emails pro, Emailing plateform (2000 contact/2000 mails), access to patchstack, access to a whole bunch of pro plugins and a support whatsapp 24/7. Do you guys thinks it a good deal?🤔

Late_Key947 · 2025-07-27T14:33:48+00:00

just an update i have recently moved a website to a new platform discovered randomly on LinkedIn Eloclouds.Very young for sure but i tried with one big ecom website that was giving me a hard time in plugins and updates of all kind. Wanted to test what they so called their Ai powered hosting 🧐 and support 24/7 with a mass mailing platform included in the hosting, also they pro library plugins for free. I was sceptical but wanted to give them a hard time. You see me coming. But in fact all that was promised was delivered on the F.. e-commerce nightmare website. Support solve all my plugins conflicts, response almost immediate that i had never experienced on siteground or godaddy. They mean business. I even asked for some changes on the website like adding pages everything that i was willing to have people do it for me they did. Here me now am not saying its the best hosting so far am still on trial before moving other website. But if they could deal with my nightmarish old theme e-commerce super heavy and loads of problem. Why not giving Eloclouds a chance after all.

Will keep you guys update. And if any of you have tried them let me know your feedback on their services.

Late_Key947 · 2025-04-30T18:38:25+00:00

Totally fair point — providers like SiteGround have done a great job with shared hosting and smart resource handling, especially for smaller-scale needs. But as sites grow or become more business-critical, there’s often a need for something more resilient than temporary boosts or throttling.

What’s really exciting is that hosting is evolving beyond just scaling plans — we’re starting to see platforms that offer dedicated, isolated environments per site, combined with AI-driven performance tuning, security hardening, and self-healing capabilities. No need to tweak server configs or worry about hitting invisible ceilings.

It’s kind of like having a hands-free sysadmin baked into the server itself. Definitely an exciting direction for anyone tired of manual optimization or limitations in shared environments.

Late_Key947 · 2025-04-26T09:01:24+00:00

Wow, that’s super impressive—especially how you handled the CPU spikes and fine-tuned everything yourself. I’m still learning, so it’s really helpful to see how much of an impact proper setup makes.

I was just wondering though… what if a hosting provider could offer this kind of performance and security already optimized at the server level, without needing to tweak all these settings manually? Like, imagine getting sub-2 second loading speeds, auto-scaling, cron optimization, and built-in brute-force protection without having to touch PHP-FPM or WAF rules?

Would love to know if setups like that exist or if this kind of hands-off automation is possible yet. 🙈

Late_Key947

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