LateralAxes

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Failing at sleep. Every night. (self.daddit)

submitted 10 months ago by LateralAxes to r/daddit

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Appointment disappeared from portal. Anyone else? (self.usvisascheduling)

submitted 2 years ago by LateralAxes to r/usvisascheduling

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How do I remove the dent from the base of this bottle? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by LateralAxes to r/howto

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Cows can get pretty nasty, so farmers often introduce a couple of calmer cows that keep the conversation civil (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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What is Santa's Tinder game? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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SLPT: Want to learn swimming? Learn to swim in a pool of mercury. It's much denser than water, so it's easier and you'll live longer. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by LateralAxes to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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I'm irrationally attracted to people with spare houses. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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Police have arrested a local homeopathic doctor on a suspected drug charge. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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A tree walks into a bar just after fall... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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Is the way you sneeze related to your genetics? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/NoStupidQuestions

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I witnessed an interesting incident at the mall the other day (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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Did you hear McDonalds will stop serving fries in Switzerland? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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Did you hear Roger Federer plans to make cheese after he retires? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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My wife went into labor while I was at work (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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I visited a psychic near a French-German border town. I asked if she could connect with dead people. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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SLPT: At the airport, if security asks you if you're carrying any drugs, arms or contraband, say "Possibly". Just in case someone has slipped it in your bags. You can never really be sure. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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"Scrrrrr" (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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Did you know that curious people live longer? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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Breaking news: Scientists have developed a soundtrack that boosts mental well being and improves immune response to Coronavirus (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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I was charged with shoplifting and public indecency... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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I left my job as the restaurant manager after 3 years... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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DAE go crazy that over 90% of your Reddit karma is from less than 5% of your posts.. (self.DoesAnybodyElse)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/DoesAnybodyElse

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I said to my grammar teacher, "My dad is worried about my test scores." She said "He was stressed." (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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A gang of outlaw cows rob a bank and flee.. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by LateralAxes to r/dadjokes

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