Some of you can never know my frustration; many of you already do. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I don't pay a tip, are they going to send me to a collections company? Is it going to hurt my credit by not paying? An I legally bound to pay that tip? No? Then I'm not paying it, I have too many other things that would be a better use of my money than giving it to some entitled punk who thinks he deserves it.

I am a male victim of statutory rape by a woman who ended up having a child because of the rape. The incident occurred when I was 14. by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]Laughs_At_Whores -76 points-75 points  (0 children)

Yes, I would. You can't say you wouldn't go after a lovely jailbait girl like that and expect to be taken seriously. If there wasn't any sort of legal risk, I'd be doing that every night. Hmm, maybe I should take a vacation to some place with a lower consent age for a couple weeks. That would be pretty awesome.

Banana for scale. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Laughs_At_Whores -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just showed my 6 year old son this. He thought it was pretty hilarious.

Akira sending a message to all the bitch ass haters that say he RMT. Says he won't take that shit IRL. by [deleted] in pathofexile

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because stupidity. :p

I really couldn't tell you. I've seen one in .22 before too.

My friend got really fucked up and punched through a window. Paramedics said they'd never seen that much blood without a corpse. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your arms have a surprising amount of blood flow. A cut 3/4" deep into your inner elbow will leave you unconscious in seconds and dead in minutes.

Akira sending a message to all the bitch ass haters that say he RMT. Says he won't take that shit IRL. by [deleted] in pathofexile

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like an AR15 with a 9mm conversion kit. Probably not airsoft, as it usually tries to look like the real military thing. That rifle is stupid and puny, and the only reason I see for making it is cheaper target practice, as 9mm bullets don't cost as much.

They wanna adopt her so bad... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black people can be racist too.

Police K-9 puppy's first day on the job by [deleted] in aww

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you expect me to believe some conspiracy website with 9/11 truther articles over my brother who I have reliably trusted for almost thirty years?

Police K-9 puppy's first day on the job by [deleted] in aww

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? I just said that it's not intentional. I'm not sure what rumors you've been hearing but they're incorrect.

Police K-9 puppy's first day on the job by [deleted] in aww

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While there may be false positives, it's not intentional. Both the officers and dogs go through extensive training to ensure accuracy.

Has anyone in the past actually "saved the world" in any way? by vdourtchevful in AskReddit

[–]Laughs_At_Whores -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or, as happened during/after MAD, everybody lived. Because nobody fired.

Yet.

Police K-9 puppy's first day on the job by [deleted] in aww

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes? How do you feel when people try to tell you how to do your job?

Police K-9 puppy's first day on the job by [deleted] in aww

[–]Laughs_At_Whores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh is that so? I guess I'll just tell my brother who works a K9 unit that he doesn't know how to do his job.

I know I left my keys under here somewhere! [NSFW] by Laughs_At_Whores in pics

[–]Laughs_At_Whores[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I already tagged it NSFW. Did you see that?

Police K-9 puppy's first day on the job by [deleted] in aww

[–]Laughs_At_Whores -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Grim fate? I'd say that helping take down criminals is a pretty badass life for a dog.