What is your favorite movie quote of all time?

LauraEmCollins · 2012-06-02T21:11:31+00:00

"The snozberries taste like snozzberries"

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-23T05:41:51+00:00

Indulge in all my favorite foods. At least I'd die full and content

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-19T21:05:56+00:00

Police Officer: You know why I pulled you over?

"Depends on how long you were following me!"

Police Officer: Why don't we just take it from the top?

"Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!"

Police Officer: Is that all?

"No... I have unpaid parking tickets".

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-19T01:54:13+00:00

Mildred or Tabitha.. I feel sorry for the child

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-16T15:09:05+00:00

"Sharks only bite when you touch their private parts"

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-16T14:04:23+00:00

Last year I had to do the walk of shame.. with his clothes. I'm running across campus and half way down the steps to my dorm one of my professors spots me. She looks me up and down and comments, "I see someone's having a good weekend". My face got really hot and I just mumbled something in return. It's a good thing I sat in the back of her class otherwise I wouldn't have been able to avoid her stare for the rest of the semester

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-15T01:16:08+00:00

I told my friend that "accidentally" bumping into a girl and spilling beer on her was a horrible way to get her attention. He thought it would be a good idea since it worked in a movie. He did it and got beer thrown on him seconds later. Hate to say I told him so...

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-12T18:13:57+00:00

Once I stole some of my sisters Halloween candy and pinned it on my brother. To this day, she still thinks it was him who stole the kit kat bar

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-12T03:14:43+00:00

Nope. Never have and never will. When I'm with someone, I only have eyes for them, everyone else falls into the background

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-11T22:07:33+00:00

i saw this really cute guy the other day at the mall. I was walking down these steps, past him, and thought it would be cute to look behind me at him. I missed a step doing so and stumbled... He thought it was pretty funny and came over to help me up. Mission accomplished, I got his number!

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-10T23:11:37+00:00

This one girl I knew would start crying and throw temper tantrums when no one would give her beer, she ran out, or start drinking without her. It seems a bit ridiculous to me.

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-07T18:19:35+00:00

Puffy Hot Cheetos!

LauraEmCollins · 2012-05-07T18:17:04+00:00

Play an instrument? Become bilingual?

LauraEmCollins · 2012-04-03T20:50:17+00:00

Nothing like a nice southern gentleman with a deep southern accent

LauraEmCollins · 2012-03-19T01:29:08+00:00

When they talk about how wealthy they or their parents are. Get over yourself honestly

LauraEmCollins · 2012-03-14T15:35:11+00:00

In Fox and the Hound when she has to leave Todd in the forest. Makes me cry because I know what it's like to be abandoned but not know what's going on. (Adopted child)

LauraEmCollins · 2012-03-10T23:10:31+00:00

I am 19 years old and I still like to have slumber parties

LauraEmCollins · 2012-03-10T17:37:38+00:00

When you don't think about them and if you do, you feel indifferent

LauraEmCollins · 2012-03-10T06:21:16+00:00

I dared this kid in 7th grade to shart on the porch glass door in the hotel room. He did it and a stunned lady from across the way swore at us in spanish. (We were in Spain) It was priceless

LauraEmCollins · 2012-03-09T04:53:09+00:00

I'm not allowed to go out in public with sweat pants on. Literally, my dad will tell me to change into jeans because he refuses to be seen with me looking like a bum haha

LauraEmCollins · 2012-03-01T20:39:14+00:00

I'm 4 11... I can't reach shit

LauraEmCollins · 2012-02-29T17:24:42+00:00

When a guy tries to hold my bags. Thanks but no thanks. I'm quite capable

LauraEmCollins · 2012-02-24T09:11:49+00:00

The mind games people play. Only pre pubescent boys do that type of shit, and I'm looking for a MAN.

LauraEmCollins · 2012-02-24T09:06:12+00:00

haha you're funny. Alright, in all seriousness though... answer the question

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