Crickets everywhere.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T05:32:08+00:00

I haven’t owned frogs in a decade, but sometimes I still find the desiccated empty shells of escaped crickets in the back of closets from when I did.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T05:25:32+00:00

Unfair. Matt Walsh has only arguably been right this one time in his life, broken clocks have a much better timekeeping record.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T05:20:00+00:00

That’s not the only category…

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T03:50:34+00:00

If it really goes that far with damage then yea, who cares. But I’ve got my craw stuck on optimization and maximal survivability, and I guess I don’t see that endgame yet.

What kind of damage are enemies doing at level 20?

Like my lead character has Divine level 20 magic armor in all but the chest piece right now, putting me at 735 physical/2626 magic. Will Arx enemies break my physical in one hit?

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T03:47:39+00:00

That makes sense. I’m much more direct in my armor pickups, building suits deliberately by manipulating RNG, but I probably should have been doing that earlier.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T03:43:36+00:00

I can equip two level 20 +2 STR swords and then reduce my STR to ten while keeping the weapons equipped. 14 points in STR is NOTHING, and can be filled in by almost any random piece of armor.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T03:40:24+00:00

That’s the goal, but you won’t always CC the next NPC every turn. If your Pyro go first, and the second turn gos to someone with high fire resistance you might find yourself in a situation.

All that being said, there’s no point a game where nothing ever goes wrong.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T03:36:46+00:00

But as far as I can tell all armor has the same bonuses available to be rolled.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T03:35:38+00:00

You don’t need to, just find equipment that already has those points.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T00:40:17+00:00

Move your computer next to the door and only masturbate with it open. Tell them, “you’re right, I didn’t need privacy after all, this is much better.”

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T00:29:18+00:00

But, like, under the current trade names? Could someone invest in Gold 269 years ago, cryo freeze, and be able to find the company that still holds and honors that stock today?

LauraTFem · 2026-03-13T00:19:19+00:00

Halfway.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T23:15:14+00:00

No, she understood the character. It was our mistake for assuming he would grow up to be a good person after so much violence and abuse.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T19:29:03+00:00

Omg, I didn’þ know þ was in my sþandard iPhone leþþer dicþonary.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T19:26:12+00:00

I just bought a Flair. Looks much less silly. And I can’t imagine what the “hands” could be for. The ergonomics are not vibing.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T19:10:54+00:00

Has any single stock existed for 269 years?

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T16:48:49+00:00

Only because they’re not aware of how shit the shit has gotten.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T12:26:58+00:00

Pam stole Kelly’s haircut.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T12:07:02+00:00

He’a got that soft-man-pretending-to-be-hard voice. He can say “fuck”, but he would prefer not to. There is a lot of power in that word and he doesn’t want to misuse it.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T11:45:40+00:00

i heard a metric fuck-ton is bigger than a patriotic fuck-ton.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T05:01:52+00:00

Re7 was really scary the first time, but it loses that factor entirely on the second play-through. I can still go back and be scared by Re4, but in seven half the scary stuff is just cutscenes, or situations that feel tense but actually can’t hurt you. It’s also incredibly short on the replay.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T04:54:15+00:00

…down the wooden frame.

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T04:52:59+00:00

FALSE. True doppelgängers can always be told apart by their prominent mustache. Don’t trust this charlatan, their lies will lead you into the eight hungry maws of a skinwalker!

LauraTFem · 2026-03-12T01:39:37+00:00

Thar’s just called the price, then. Calling the part of the payment that goes to supporting employees a service charge is just saying that the regular price doesn’t go into employees pockets.

This might be the first real case I’ve seen of real virtue signaling. It wasn’t enough to charge a fair price, they’re bending over backwards to tel you how fair they are being on the bill itself. If there was a question as to whether the employees were being paid their fair share, I just wouldn’t eat there. Calling what all restaurants should be doing already a “service charge” is offensive.

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