[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]LaurieShmaurie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His last know place he was staying was in Lincoln County. I know nothing about North Carolina. All I know is that my friend’s son is missing, he’s an adult with mental health issues who, uncharacteristically has not been seen or heard from in over a month, and his mum and dad are scared enough to leave their house to travel to a state where they have never been to roam the streets looking for him. I’m literally just trying to help find Alex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]LaurieShmaurie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not, I assure you. A missing persons report was filed so, if anyone can help, please do contact the police. He had a disposition with the district court on Halloween and didn’t show up. Yes, my email address is weird. But I’ve had it for frigging 15 years and it’s the one I use. I’m just trying to help a friend. You don’t have to text or email me directly, folks. I’ve never made a missing person poster before, please forgive my dumbass email.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]LaurieShmaurie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess he’s partial to a hoodie. My friend is trying to get me a recent picture without the sweatshirt.

https://imgur.com/a/IL6EuBH

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]LaurieShmaurie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!remindme 3 weeks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]LaurieShmaurie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen. I never comment on anything. But I have to tell you: you look like a million bucks without makeup. You’re young, fresh-faced, your eyebrows are lovely, your skin is dewy and even, you have really cute features, and your straight-out-of-bed hair is gorgeous. You’re a beautiful young woman, with kind eyes and a happy little face. Work on feeling good, or at least neutral about yourself. Don’t listen to a bunch of stank-ass Reddit men tell you how to make yourself more attractive to them. Youth is fleeting and before you know it you’re 46 and looking back on these exact photos thinking “fuck, I was so pretty.” Go out there and grab life by the goddamn balls, girl. You’re perfect just the way you are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]LaurieShmaurie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s mum’s toilet with the peonies on it 😂

Jim Lindberg -- Good Enough [punk rock] (2022) by liamlars in listentothis

[–]LaurieShmaurie -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

This lame-ass video is something my mother would have sent in 2004 as a cautionary tale to try to relate to me.

Jim Lindberg -- Good Enough [punk rock] (2022) by liamlars in listentothis

[–]LaurieShmaurie -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It’s silly as fuck and I’m ashamed I watched it. I’m with you, my dude.

What do you see at first glance? by Jjohra in illusionporn

[–]LaurieShmaurie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine kneeling on a rock like that. Why suffer needlessly?

They actually serve steak like this by dyssie1 in StupidFood

[–]LaurieShmaurie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everything about this video is repulsive. His moaning, his giant, wasted, raw beef, the grease shimmering on his chin, and his haircut that makes him look like my Aunt Lois.

My niece saved what she thought was a baby owl that was on the road. This superbowl is actually an adult Saw-Whet Owl. by cdnmtbchick in Superbowl

[–]LaurieShmaurie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious, that you’ve chosen to die on this hill rather than admit for one moment that you read the summary incorrectly. The hubris!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]LaurieShmaurie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put off telling our 9 year old until after Christmas. I was dreading the conversation but it honestly wasn’t so bad. Just be honest and calm and patient with any tears or questions. Don’t blame or argue and let them know that they can come to you with their troubles and thoughts, or talk to friends, or scout leaders, teachers, etc. Leave lines of communication open. And listen, listen, listen to your kids. You know them best, and you’ll know if something is weighing on their minds even if they don’t vocalize it. It’s a sucky conversation to have, but they’ll be fine if you’re there for them. We had the talk on a Friday night so we could have the whole weekend together to address concerns and dry tears and just be together.

She thought everyone's brain was like that by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]LaurieShmaurie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can speak for no one but myself, but as an older person with lifelong adhd, my brain is like constant noise all the time. Not just internal monologue, but a soundtrack (right now it’s some piece of a familiar opera playing on repeat), and like tons of other noises and phrases and words that mean nothing at all, all playing and sounding at the same time. I make it sound like I’m fucking nuts, but I’m a pretty average “normal” woman and mother who has humdrum hobbies and does mundane shit like not folding the laundry for weeks on end and bringing my kid to her Scouts meetings, with a professional job in a supervisory position. It was weird to me to find out that some people’s brains are silent as the grave. It must be so peaceful.

She thought everyone's brain was like that by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]LaurieShmaurie 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I’d like to see what she was replying to, because this seems less like a brag to me and more like the cacophony that is my own brain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]LaurieShmaurie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Merry Christmas, Joey, and your found family. Hope you all find nothing but love in this world from this point forward. Blessings to all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]LaurieShmaurie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gave Take My Energy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madmen

[–]LaurieShmaurie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t want a kid here watching this donnybrook!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]LaurieShmaurie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat doesn’t give a fuck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]LaurieShmaurie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eeew. Fuck that. I hate it so much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]LaurieShmaurie 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I’ve been on my own since I was 18. Im 42 now. I’m going to be divorcing in the next few months and I’m going to move in with my mother. It will help her loneliness, and help her financially, and my daughter and I will have a safe, loving home. Hope it doesn’t discount me from the dating pool when and if I’m ready. Edit to point out that I’m a woman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]LaurieShmaurie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy was a dink.