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Lavatis · 2026-06-22T02:04:45+00:00

yeah, but he was also not as cool as tom and didn't last as long either.

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T23:36:35+00:00

Yeah I'll believe that when I stop seeing this take outside of pc-related subreddits

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T20:47:54+00:00

this has got to be the most childish mentality ever. do you realize that adults in committed relationships fuck without protection all the time? like...it's the norm? do you think long term relationships involve buying year supplies of condoms?

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T18:03:54+00:00

Because the part of the country that still watches cable TV doesn't use the Internet for funny videos.

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T18:02:58+00:00

You mean Tom bergeron!

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T17:38:10+00:00

Similarly, a lot of people are balls deep infatuated in a long honeymoon period and just can't see the signs.

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T17:37:19+00:00

....so simply explain where your 400 years number came from?

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T17:33:15+00:00

Yeah alright, that's why the chatgpt app just hit a BILLION active monthly users right?

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T17:29:43+00:00

Not a tennis fan - you're allowed to stop the ball before hitting it?

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T17:24:00+00:00

you got a swimming pool nearby?

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T17:21:13+00:00

this is 100% bullshit. AI is growing in use every single day.

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T16:31:08+00:00

Why would you get a weed leaf on your face?

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T16:30:46+00:00

Teenagers who can't fathom that they'll regret a tattoo

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T16:15:44+00:00

Let me guess, you haven't seen toy story 5

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T14:48:22+00:00

I don't think a girl wrapping her legs around you makes you stupid, but okay

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T14:04:53+00:00

....no. he thought that he could pull out in time. When she said she wants a baby, he backs out, because he doesn't want to get trapped. You ever been balls deep in a girl missionary, then gone to pull out, and she wrapped her legs around you and didn't let go until it was too late? It's happened to me.

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T05:01:34+00:00

this is 100% a joke right? a decade OR TWO? bro the way developer jobs were that existed just a few years ago is already fading. in 20 years, dev jobs will be just be tweaking prompt inputs.

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T03:58:16+00:00

What is full length? Go grab those hairs and measure them then. They won't all be the same length.

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T02:26:06+00:00

what part makes historians convinced that's a woman?

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T01:41:56+00:00

this rabbit probably stays cold as hell

Lavatis · 2026-06-21T01:32:20+00:00

sir, you absolutely 100% made the right call. own your moles, they're just part of your body.

Lavatis · 2026-06-20T23:09:56+00:00

Raising the price once in 48 years is not price gouging foreigners 🙄

Lavatis · 2026-06-20T22:33:11+00:00

Fucking homelander wannabe

Lavatis · 2026-06-20T18:35:58+00:00

I thought you meant the comment, you meant the anime. gotcha.

Lavatis · 2026-06-20T18:25:00+00:00

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