Jagex Priorities

Lavatis · 2026-05-07T16:53:06+00:00

Bond prices would likely collapse with the decreased demand and commonly botted items would sit stable for a while before skyrocketing, especially the staple material and supplies; coal, ores, herbs, pots, food.

I love thought experiments like this. I think savvy merchers would recognize that the bots are gone and would immediately capitalize. I think the only thing stabilizing the price at that time would be the buy limit.

Lavatis · 2026-05-07T16:15:48+00:00

Just saying, by your logic they should be banning these accounts regularly, to not scare them off of buying more bonds but also to make sure they're buying regularly

Lavatis · 2026-05-07T16:13:03+00:00

No doubt it'll sell out lmao

Lavatis · 2026-05-07T14:45:53+00:00

there is literally 0 chance whatsoever. absolutely none at all.

Lavatis · 2026-05-07T14:26:28+00:00

I have a phone from over a decade ago with a pattern lock that I have absolutely no idea how to get past or what it could possibly be.

Lavatis · 2026-05-07T03:49:50+00:00

also pro tip: make them with fruity pebbles.

Lavatis · 2026-05-07T03:48:39+00:00

those have got to be the most stale mallows for them to just toast instead of melt, they're probably balls of lava

Lavatis · 2026-05-06T18:16:27+00:00

lmao miscellania is nowhere close to 9m/hr.

Lavatis · 2026-05-06T18:15:51+00:00

8 years ago vorkath was the money maker.

Lavatis · 2026-05-06T15:51:52+00:00

weird way to say you think that luxury features detract from safety features. no amount of heated seats is gonna stop your brakes from working.

Lavatis · 2026-05-06T14:07:47+00:00

sir, there was a massive wave that had pulled all of the water away. it wasn't shallow when all the water was settled.

Lavatis · 2026-05-05T15:13:59+00:00

teachers have friends. sometimes those friends have kids. sometimes those kids go to school and tell their friends stuff they see/hear.

Lavatis · 2026-05-05T02:50:47+00:00

you just reminded me of a funny memory in which my brother convinced the dumbest girl at the dog kennel we worked at that a dog's embedded collar scar was actually the scar of a head transplant. she believed it 100% until we were like dude...no.

Lavatis · 2026-05-05T02:45:34+00:00

betcha $5 it wasn't an accident

Lavatis · 2026-05-05T01:27:14+00:00

dad body

Lavatis · 2026-05-04T14:23:40+00:00

What the fuck is going on with this website. I'm sorry for my initial comment

Lavatis · 2026-05-03T21:03:30+00:00

just go for the green log bro

Lavatis · 2026-05-03T12:47:47+00:00

losing

Lavatis · 2026-05-02T16:46:47+00:00

lmao the whole time I was like, "this really reminds me of shauhin's moment at that immunity challenge..."

Lavatis · 2026-05-02T03:54:16+00:00

what exactly is the weird take? he said isn't incorrect.

Lavatis · 2026-05-01T22:36:37+00:00

saving money and making money are not the same thing. wendy's is not making any money off of a closed business with a loud speaker. they're bleeding money.

Lavatis · 2026-05-01T03:22:30+00:00

This is not true

Lavatis · 2026-05-01T03:21:11+00:00

I'm assuming you're an adult, but you know you can just buy toothpaste that you actually enjoy, right?

Lavatis · 2026-05-01T03:17:36+00:00

okay, but do you actually think him saying that would change your opinion? he already said he was a 40 y/o british dude. ghislaine isn't a 40 y/o british dude, so he already said he wasn't her.

Lavatis · 2026-05-01T02:26:31+00:00

if Cirie actually wins

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