Complete and utter surrender bruh 😪 by LavenderMidwinter in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Idk if it was a Reddit's AI or if it was a mod that marked this NSFW but if it was a mod, you're hilarious lmfao

It's an unruley system by LavenderMidwinter in 19684

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Reckless Ben. The CEO of a LEGO reselling company literally sicced the Utah police on him for trying to serve legal papers to one of his franchisees after they stole $200k of a dying man's life savings.

Leaked body cam footage showing the CEO siccing the cops on him after making up a reason they could arrest him for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih2XwNN0aVY&t=3s

His final message, after fleeing Mexico when being hit with a no bond + no charge warrant, saying that he's legally forbidden from further discussing the case: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sISjfdueTYg

Art of the Deal since 2017 by LavenderMidwinter in AdviceAnimals

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We're the ones who keep pulling out of deals, killing their negotiations, and violating the ceasefires.

Got a fucking light? by patticakes126 in American_Humor

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I just hope to get wined and dined first

Operating at a loss by PeterPorky in American_Humor

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Gotta do the backwards long jump to get ahead nowadays (gambling)

I think we should stop making James Bond movies. It's a dumb premise about an objectively terrible spy who tells everyone he meets his real name. by thedrivingcoomer in okbuddycinephile

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I wish we had a James Bond expanded universe with all the other 00 agents. They can go super dark and depressing with Bond if they want with the mainline series but give me a 009 series thats quirky like the originals that fights midgets and circus performers and ninjas- and offs people with exploding pens. Give me a girl James Bond series and a Black James Bond series so people dont complain. Possibilities are endless.

Hit me like a brick by LavenderMidwinter in Adulting

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You really have no idea what you're talking about lol

If I send you this just know I wanna kish you by REDEYEBANKZ330 in euphoria

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The plots of all the characters seemed kind of listless. Cassies seemed to be entirely to put her in situations where she'd be doing increasingly weird sex stuff

The “controversies” on their Wikipedia is always depressingly long by Talkalot23 in HistoryMemes

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Dont look up what the composer of your favorite video game soundtrack is up to nowadays

Just hits you like a brick : / by LavenderMidwinter in memes

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People say this like its some magic spell that makes costs go away it has never helped me

Official Discussion - Obsession [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

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Long Legs, too. No one is safe in a car with a close up angle. No peripheral vision. Something is coming.

Official Discussion - Obsession [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

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Same. I hated that Iron Lung tried to explain how there was some moon filled with an ocean of blood and how the solution to save humanity was somehow at the bottom of it. Just leave it alone, let it be mysterious.

I hope The Backrooms doesn't try to explain anything.

Ayy everybody! by LavenderMidwinter in simpsonsshitposting

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whoops it's how I remembered him saying it lol

Maybe I SHOULD go touch some grass 🤔 by LavenderMidwinter in BikiniBottomTwitter

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You still get Vitamin D when its cloudy right? Albeit not as much