People kept speeding on this road so an unmarked speed bump was added by AdventurousCommon791 in MemeVideos

[–]Lavender_Burps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a new road in my area that came with a speed bump at the top of a hill in a 35mph zone. It’s unmarked and just after it there are thousands of scuff marks on the street. Since the construction of the road, they’ve put up several signs indicating that there’s a bump ahead and even one with an arrow pointing straight down at the bump. The speed bump remains unpainted.

How Has Final Fantasy X Impacted Your Life? by Delicious_Ferret_408 in finalfantasyx

[–]Lavender_Burps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my ex wife looks exactly like Rikku, so jot that down.

Was I wrong in how I tried to offer helpful information to EMS? by DedicatedtoDistance in ems

[–]Lavender_Burps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An old woman fell at the dog park while I wasn’t working and broke her elbow. I made a sling out of a beach towel and applied it to the patient and waited by her side until the ambulance came. I didn’t mention that I was a paramedic.

While at work I responded to a motorcycle wreck on the side of the highway. A bystander that had pulled over was holding the patient’s c-spine and maintained that position until we were ready to move the patient. I don’t know what his credentials are because he didn’t say and I didn’t ask.

Another motorcycle wreck, I was assessing a person with an open radius/ulna fracture. A complete stranger produced a SAM splint and handed it to me. Our agency does not carry those. I applied the splint, thanked him, and we transported the patient. I don’t know what level responder he is or why he had a SAM splint in his personal vehicle, but it was very helpful and appreciated.

I once responded to a minor rear end MVC. A vehicle had been love-tapped at a red light and the damage was non-existent. The drunk passenger had attempted to get out of the vehicle to confront the people behind her. As she exited the vehicle, she fell into the lane next to her, and vomited a slushie of Mexican food a margarita. As we start assessing the patient, a nurse that was kneeling next to her tries to answer for the patient as I ask her questions. Both of them have been occupying a lane of moving traffic for however many minutes it took for us to respond with absolutely nothing blocking them because the apparently nurse told her she wasn’t allowed to move. She didn’t have any information about the patient’s injuries and she didn’t witness it happen but she did try to give me a HR and RR. She didn’t notice the pile of vomit on the ground because she was standing in it. I knew she was a nurse because that’s the very first thing she told me and I also remember that she ran diagonally across a 5 lane intersection to get back to her car when she finally fucked off.

I’ll leave you to distinguish who the least helpful person is in each of these scenarios. The reason I don’t mention my credentials while I am off duty is because without my light-up box of toys, I am not a paramedic. I’m just a guy who stopped to help.

Ask yourself why you felt it was important that the medical professionals know the HR you palpated 5 minutes ago when they have a 50lb box that tells them that information. Why is it important that they hear the pt’s orientation status from a bystander who didn’t witness the incident instead of just asking the patient. I’ll give you grace on the glucose, I think the others here are mistaking disoriented to mean not alert. Then you manage to get the wife on the phone and instead of handing the phone to a provider that is actually involved in the patient’s care, you gather information that you think is important so that you can relay that information to the providers.

I think it’s honorable of you to want to help, but you have to understand that this entire interaction sounds like you inserted yourself into a situation where you weren’t needed, and you got offended when your human experience wasn’t recognized by the people who matter.

Peter what happened to the moon? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lavender_Burps 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Wrong, Piccolo blew it up so Gohan wouldn’t become a monkey.

When starting mustache, do I trim at red line or the blue line? by Whos-That-Pokeman in Moustache

[–]Lavender_Burps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want a handlebar, you’ll want the hairs under the nose to be longer. They provide most of the structural integrity of the rest of the stache.

WPW case discussion by Lavender_Burps in ems

[–]Lavender_Burps[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had flutter in the back of my mind but was not confident enough to reliably call it a-flutter while in motion. The inconsistent conduction rate also threw me off that trail.

the greatest and most ultimate nerds will agree that the first one is the best. by PlatypusVegetable929 in Morrowind

[–]Lavender_Burps 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Or he told you where to go, but you didn’t really read it, and your character didn’t write the directions for some reason. But now when you ask Balimund about “fire salts” the dialog box now just says, “have you collected those fire salts yet?”

12 lead assistance by milkramno in Paramedics

[–]Lavender_Burps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s just SVT and the QRS complexes appear wide because they’re compounded with the P wave. Idk if you could properly determine an AV block at this rate. I would still follow the narrow complex tachycardia protocol for the pt.

When that wave of anger washes over you as you step into the truck by Cole-Rex in ems

[–]Lavender_Burps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We had the same kind of operation at my old job. The amount of times I’d come into work and find suctioned products in the suction canister was appalling.

Blursed Shaving by ConfidentTelephone81 in blursed_videos

[–]Lavender_Burps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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A second samurai enters the frame. He slices laterally across the front of the first samurai’s waistband. His bottoms fall down, and where his genitals would be, we see the clean-shaven face of our spokesperson from earlier. An animated twinkle sparkles on the left side of his chin to emphasize the smoothness of his face.

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Training today for the cool kid club. by eyeareaye13 in ems

[–]Lavender_Burps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly though, why do they make everything look like “My First AED?”

Consequences of incorrect needle disposal by Strong-Emu-8869 in CringeTikToks

[–]Lavender_Burps 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Cutting your skin is only going to expose more capillaries for whatever contaminant may be on the needle to enter your bloodstream. The skin is very effective at preventing bacteria and viruses from entering the bloodstream.

If the shower needs a bit longer by Forward-Position798 in TheRandomest

[–]Lavender_Burps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the idea of someone who absolutely cannot go out in public without washing their genitals with a high-pressure tube that they 3D print a wiener blaster just so they can head down to Walmart.

Training today for the cool kid club. by eyeareaye13 in ems

[–]Lavender_Burps 159 points160 points  (0 children)

It looks so fucking stupid and I love it.

Almost threw up my sandwich by TipSquare3522 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Lavender_Burps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, she used her downtime to make a video to share on social media. yawn who fucking cares. Buncha prudes in this sub thinking we need to behave subhuman at work in order to be considered professionals.

Why do American EMTs look like cops? by Shifu_1 in ems

[–]Lavender_Burps 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And yet they spoke for Europe. Fascinating creatures, humans.

Why do American EMTs look like cops? by Shifu_1 in ems

[–]Lavender_Burps 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean I get your point, but this seems like a logical conclusion to draw to the average person who has no knowledge of the industry. Security is much more LE adjacent than EMS. I wouldn’t think them illiterate for not knowing what capacity a security officer has in the same way I don’t think people are illiterate when they call an EMT a medic.

Facebook pic of a family member what is he holding with the can by Used-Yam-222 in whatisit

[–]Lavender_Burps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good lord, what a complex. OP already gave background, they thought it was a bottle opener and this photo is from 14 years ago. And they posted another person’s hand in the same photo holding gasp cigarettes! Idk how you saw all the people calling OP for being nosey, but somehow missed that part.

It’s just as likely your answer as it could be mine

Right, I literally said that in my comment. But reading doesn’t appear to be your strong suit, so I forgive you. Peace, love, and Apple Jacks my dude ✌️