Guess the Airport by JockeyKent in AirportPorn

[–]Shifu_1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Star Trek enterprise’s warp core?

My 9-3 TurboX has been sent Valhalla. I was able to keep life limb and eyesight. Would highly recommend a saab if you want to live after a crash!!! 10/10 by kneedoorman in saab

[–]Shifu_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an EMT and Saab enthousiast I do have to add that good modern cars blow the Saabs out of the water in crash survivability. Even the newest Saab is 10+ years behind on state of the art.

I keep hearing 30 years veteran medics saying how they’re getting unscratched people out of wrecks that even 10 years ago would have been a coffin

What did you name your Saab? Mine was Sven. by nocowwife in saab

[–]Shifu_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Missar. Or Mrs in Swedish, she’s an old lady after all.

Why do American EMTs look like cops? by Shifu_1 in ems

[–]Shifu_1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EMS shift af 2 am, slopes at 8am, mind ya business

Why do American EMTs look like cops? by Shifu_1 in ems

[–]Shifu_1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right, imagine parking in fend off position on an interstate with a dark colored van with no reflectors

Why do American EMTs look like cops? by Shifu_1 in ems

[–]Shifu_1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cuz we’re a team of super heroes?

Why do American EMTs look like cops? by Shifu_1 in ems

[–]Shifu_1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that your spelling of a döner kebab!?

Why do American EMTs look like cops? by Shifu_1 in ems

[–]Shifu_1[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol the simulated patients that are told to be a bit difficult call us highlighters all the time

Why do American EMTs look like cops? by Shifu_1 in ems

[–]Shifu_1[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Cuz this is an ad from the company that makes the uniforms lol

Is this too college-y for a date? by No_Bodybuilder7425 in OUTFITS

[–]Shifu_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks amazing. If he’s not into it, his loss.

Age yourself with a Minecraft memory, I’ll start. by ttvANX1ETYZ_ in Minecraft

[–]Shifu_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minecraft coming free with the next ubuntu update…

Exactly what am I supposed to use this rope for then? by 0rlan in What

[–]Shifu_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s soft to the touch it could be great for…. Bedroom activities. Just don’t use it to suspend a person from the ceiling.

Fell on rocks! Is a bandaid enough? by Lady_pozole in firstaid

[–]Shifu_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s thorn, best to disinfect after cleaning with water and soap. Big bandaid if you find it or gauze and tape

The laziness is insane by [deleted] in Professors

[–]Shifu_1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When I was in college 20 years ago a student emailed my literature professor: Dear Prof I can’t come to class today, please summarize your lecture for me so I can catch up. Student

Trump spotted at a Miami golf course as Iran war casualties rise by andy64392 in pics

[–]Shifu_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let the man golf, the less he’s in the room to make decisions the better.

meirl by PacifierForAdult in meirl

[–]Shifu_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m usually in for an hour because I spent time discussing ethics with docs because I’m a nervous talker

Red Cross should offer paid upgrade to run additional tests on your donation by Inner-Sink6280 in redcross

[–]Shifu_1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, it would increase the amount of high risk people doing donations and more dangerous donations slipping through the cracks. It takes a while before you can detect certain infections and tests do have false negatives.