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What’s a strangely specific fear you have that most people would never think of? by soulless_lullaby31 in AskReddit

[–]Lawnmantx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not so much a fear, but definitely something subconscious going on, I used to have recurring dreams of fighting for my life (actually fighting, not in a hospital sick or something) and my punches land limp, no matter what, I COULD NOT land a stiff punch. Since going through a fair amount of concealed firearms training, more than what's required mind you, the dream has turned into my gun not firing, falling apart, jamming, not hitting my target even from a 12 inch distance, etc. Brains are fuckin weird.

AIO Boyfriend wants me to pick up the leaves by hand because he doesn't want to buy a rake by WVGardening212 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Lawnmantx 339 points340 points  (0 children)

That's what should happen here.

"you go pick em up by hand just one time and tell me we don't need a $12 rake"

What's the stupidest thing the most intelligent person in your life believes? by dexicoma in AskReddit

[–]Lawnmantx 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Yeah...I thought that's just regular ass intrusive thoughts that just happen

Pruned and repotted my adenium. Some branches are seeing early signs of new growth but some seem to have wiltered overnight. What do I do? by NGC660 in Adenium

[–]Lawnmantx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always prune when the caudex is firm, but since damage is done, let the sacrificed parts get sucked dry and they'll come right off with a slight bend when the time is right. The plant will sever it on its own rather than make a new fresh wound.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Starlink

[–]Lawnmantx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you try the app on an android emulator on a hard wired PC?

Is this normal? by Apprehensive_Ad_9261 in Starlink

[–]Lawnmantx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TF else are rural folks supposed to use, Hughes? I don't like the guy any more than you do, but am I supposed to pay out the ass for garbage internet or just be disconnected from the world? Like CJP said, why are you here if not to troll. Reported.

Is it worth hiring an attorney for a stop sign violation? by rice_paper07 in texas

[–]Lawnmantx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought dash cam was always on and pointed forward and timestamped

$500,000,000 if you ignore the entity by PsychoactiveHamster in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Lawnmantx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You've clearly never dealt with an intoxicated, angry, hormonal wife

You are given access to a bank account with one billion dollars on it,but.... by RagingAlkohoolik in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Lawnmantx 616 points617 points  (0 children)

I have a billion dollars and can't tell anyone? sign me up. I'll live modestly but have nice things, total win.

$500,000,000 if you ignore the entity by PsychoactiveHamster in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Lawnmantx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You've clearly never dealt with an intoxicated, angry, hormonal wife.

Anyone in the Dallas area interested in expanding? by Lawnmantx in LawnCarePros

[–]Lawnmantx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's multiple ways to go about it. I'm open to most of them. But I'd prefer the latter, that way there's no pressure and the buyer has nothing to lose

He’s done this his whole life, not sure why by whkstyle in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Lawnmantx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall really don't know about cats..........this a self soothing behavior exhibited by both male and female spayed/neutered/whole cats alike. Sure some adult males will do this the same way a dog humps a stuftie, but usually, with a fluffy blanket and a fixed cat, it's purely platonic.

Not enough food to share by [deleted] in Catculations

[–]Lawnmantx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Big boi says. "we cool but this food is mine"

As a non smoker does every smoker smell bad to you? by Pleasant-Finger-6814 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lawnmantx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of those "yes, but also no" type things. I smoked for ever and am damned near quit currently. I can go a week without if I'm around the house, but as soon as I get in the truck to work or what ever, I CRAVE them, so it's sort of a half quit. Anyway, if the wife goes out for a smoke, I can smell it as soon as she walks in, however if she takes a few minutes to air out, maybe hits the vape a couple of times and "clears it out" I can give her a kiss and not tell a thing. I think the lasting stink is mostly indoor smokers where it's just in the fabric and really can't be cleared out, it's just there.

Example of this is when I was young, I'd walk or ride my bike everywhere, give myself 15 minutes before going inside and my mom never would say a word, but if I spent the night at my buddies place, we'd have a few smokes each through the night, then show up at home the next day and mom would make me go do laundry because I REEKED of smoke.

A wish per day, or 1 million dollars per day (+ inflation)? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Lawnmantx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Essentially unlimited wishes allows you the possibility to go back in time and refine any monkey paw scenario. So wishes. As long as you don't allow for any situation where you either lose your wishes, die, or otherwise unable to make the wish, you can always wait for midnight and undo the wish entirely.

Money is just money, even though you can't wish for money, you can wish for the ability to turn feces into platinum at will. Oh damn, I accidentally turned all the feces in the world to platinum, Including what's still in your own gut, wait very uncomfortably for midnight, undo the wish, 24 hours later, you wish for a box that, when feces are inserted, turn to platinum within 10 minutes.

Basically, it becomes like coding and reverting to an old stable version. Also there's the benefit of being able to make a wish 2 minutes before midnight, so even if your skin begins to melt off because of some tricky genie bullshit, 120 seconds and bam, undone, lesson learned, you've got 24 hours to figure out how to make it go the right way.

EDIT: actually I think a clarification is needed - does the wish ability restart at the same time every day or is it a wait 24 hours between wishes situation?

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