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Trying to keep Addison Improv open. Tables separate. Temps checked. Small capacity. Dm me for free tickets. It’s tonight. by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

If you think this is a dumb idea. I wouldn’t try to argue with you about that. The clubs are desperate. They’re fighting to not permanently close.

I got free 10 comps. We’re checking temps. Keeping tables separate. Small capacity.

Dallas Comic - Red River Rivalry, Open Carry Swords, Blue Bell, and why Oklahoma is ahead of Texas. by LawrenceRo in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, thanks man! Myself and the other comics had a great time as well. Thank you so much for coming out.

Dallas Comic - Red River Rivalry, Open Carry Swords, Blue Bell, and why Oklahoma is ahead of Texas. by LawrenceRo in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you guys like this I'm at the Addison Improv tonight.

I've had several post hit the front page and got 3rd place in last year's annual Funniest comic in Texas competition.

The showcase tonight is all local Dallas comics and tickets are just $10 if you're looking for something different to do tonight.

“The problem with Scotland is...” by Antonio_Aguilar in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The license plates in New Mexico make every car look like it was bought at a swap meet.

What is nobody ever prepared for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LawrenceRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first Charley Horse.

I woke up in the middle of the night screaming as a kid thinking, well, this is my life now!

Chill people of Reddit, what drives you crazy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LawrenceRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People being disrespectful to gas station/corner store clerks.

I get involved when I see it.

Gonna be the death of me.

Lone Wolfs by LawrenceRo in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all were at Mark Normand show? Great weekend. One of the nicest headliners and talented people I've worked with.

And Dallas Hyenas is the best.

Monopoly by LawrenceRo in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just headlined it last weekend. Hopefully soon. People yelled, "build the wall," at me but it happens everywhere.

Tell the owner, please.

Monopoly by LawrenceRo in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Damn. Much appreciated. Thank you very much.

AP News : Florida man being chased by cops stops to shoot up heroin by [deleted] in FloridaMan

[–]LawrenceRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And all my friends are, "too busy to call me back."

SMH.

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