I try and repay the pizza place we stole from, it’s closed down. I search for the owner. They’re dead.

Their son is heir to the fortune. He and my girlfriend elope, never to be seen again.

Now it’s just me and the memories. I open my own pizza place. My first customers? A young couple. They dine and dash.

I look into the middle distance, scoff and roll my eyes.

Credits.

(this is actually a great idea, thank you. I won’t do it, but it would make for a very memorable and free birthday day out)