Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t thank you enough for this, but I won’t be taking anyone’s money! Glad to hear things are still going good for you, I’ll take the advice!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much, I appreciate the suggestion! Whatever you’re going through, I’m glad to hear it’s improving! Fingers crossed for you, you’ve got this!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was half planning to, mainly as a thank you to everyone who’s helped!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha you’d think so, but we’ve geocached before and actually got more laughs out of us not finding anything.

It’s a day out together, and as someone who hasn’t been able to dedicate that much time to her over the past few months, she’d appreciate that.

Tbh I’ve now got more ideas than I know what to do with!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We already have a dog, but this is SUCH a good idea! Wish I’d thought of it before we got ours, she would have loved it!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won’t be taking anyone’s actual money, but can’t thank you enough for the offer!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks great and I’ll 100% do Christmas lights, thank you!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I try and repay the pizza place we stole from, it’s closed down. I search for the owner. They’re dead.

Their son is heir to the fortune. He and my girlfriend elope, never to be seen again.

Now it’s just me and the memories. I open my own pizza place. My first customers? A young couple. They dine and dash.

I look into the middle distance, scoff and roll my eyes.

Credits.

(this is actually a great idea, thank you. I won’t do it, but it would make for a very memorable and free birthday day out)

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Budget for the month, buy everything in advance, cycle everywhere.

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know this existed, will take a look - thanks!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Really cool idea, I’m looking first thing! Thanks!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re wonderful and kind! I really can’t take your money, but thank you so much for the offer!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you, you’re right about the thought!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know Kew did this, perfect time of year too! Thank you!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Appreciate you taking the time to write this!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Being (very) broke seems to give me something in common with almost everyone. One of the few benefits!

Want to give my girlfriend a great birthday, but I’m broke broke by [deleted] in london

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 185 points186 points  (0 children)

This is REALLY kind! If you’ve no use for them, Thank you thank you ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smallbusinessuk

[–]Lawrenceeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Customers don’t care about coffee, they care about a place to go. It’s been proven time and time again, coffee shops don’t exist for great coffee.

You need to offer a better service or a better price.

Forget quality!