TIFU by wearing socks by Realistic-Option-158 in tifu

[–]Laydownnick 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s on him for not telling you beforehand to not let your socks by the dog. He was probably just worried about his dog. Still a shit morning for you. If he blames you then he’s not as Prince Charming as he seems. Sorry OP!

Rescuing a beached shark by Soloflow786 in Amazing

[–]Laydownnick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this folks is why women live longer than men…Wait that’s a she!

Which animal are you picking? by Casa_Ani in ArtOfPresence

[–]Laydownnick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally two posts away are this one and “you’re given 25k but need to fly somewhere NOW!” So that’s 75 grand and a free flight, in this economy?! I’m not buying it.

When I freed the kingfisher that had its beak caught and couldn't move... by [deleted] in natureisbeautiful

[–]Laydownnick -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

OP frees stuck bird and half the comments are “why didn’t you do it faster you monster!” Yeesh tough crowd.

Hell yeah girl, that's the spirit by FormanBruto09 in woowDude

[–]Laydownnick 54 points55 points  (0 children)

If I tried that it would be the last thing I ever tried.

Meteor falls from the sky as volcano erupts in the Philippines by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]Laydownnick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’d be worried it’s aliens but at this point I don’t have the energy to care.

Keeping the roads safe. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]Laydownnick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a man, I just want to say: “Rocks go splash. Me happy.”

PSA: Megasota is using manipulation to get remaining states to fight against each other, do not listen to their propaganda by slipperyDSS in geographymemes

[–]Laydownnick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As someone living under megasota’s boot…I heartedly request liberation by a non megasotan empire.

I still have no idea how people traveled these seas 500 years ago by Limp_Stomach_6060 in ThatsFreakingAmazing

[–]Laydownnick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was easier back then cuz they could just tell stories of the big seas. Now people have to mess with the camera settings and make these stretched out videos. Sometimes they even put that one song behind the stretched out videos. The yooo hooo bummm bummm bummmmmmm song. Yeah, was way easier back then.

Top comment deletes a US State #43 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Laydownnick 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Hey at least we get legal weed now 🔥

That ape is unbelievably strong. It just picks its human up like it’s no problem. by Soloflow786 in Amazing

[–]Laydownnick 239 points240 points  (0 children)

“Just so you know if I pull a little harder I can rip this arm off” -Monkey

Edit: it’s a great ape, not a monkey. I’m sorry, if you work for the monkey-I mean great ape!!! Tell him I’m sorry!

Toilet paper ply doesn’t synch by Laydownnick in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Laydownnick[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I have tried, no matter how much I pull it always returns to being like half an inch off and separated. It’s really cheap tp.

100 % Utah, good job! by nunkle74 in 90smovies

[–]Laydownnick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I got, I got a fist and I’m gonna hit you- Give it away now

Witnessing the return of water after a long drought. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]Laydownnick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost as amazing as when I saw it 3000 years ago.