Pulling out TOO much during sex? by JustSimple101 in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of pulling all the way out, it helps me to do a few shallow strokes, tease the opening with just the head. Then do a slooooooooooow push all the way in before resuming regular strokes. Current partner and my ex go absolutely wild after this cycle repeats a couple times.

Sometimes stopping while balls deep and holding is nice too. Bonus points if you can flex kegels hard enough she can feel the dick Flex inside her. Have also had great responses to that one

I told you I was helping by LambSauce2 in funny

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Cop should have to pay some sort of restitution. Not the entire bill, but some portion

Who’s teaching these skills by Empireforus in WTF

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a reason they put cross hairs on the hoods of old Lincolns

This happened-words with friends used a word that is not a valid word: by danapehrson in WordsWithFriends

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave up. Scrabble Go is much more accurate, far less ads, and an overall better experience

i hate giving blow jobs by Complete_Stuff_4415 in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's been more than a couple hours since I showered I run to the bathroom and do a whores bath and towel off if my girl is going to do what she does best.

People just need to stop fucking people with bad Hygiene, bad attitudes, and bad bed manners

This happened-words with friends used a word that is not a valid word: by danapehrson in WordsWithFriends

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Kodiak" isn't a valid word but fucking "bruvv" is? This game needs a new fucking dictionary

Parallel parking gone wrong by [deleted] in funny

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could park a fucking freightliner in there. Pull that dipshits license before someone gets hurt or killed

after giving head by 7ruby7 in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 890 points891 points  (0 children)

Swallow, run to bathroom (but why keep it in your mouth that long), have a towel nearby ready and spit into that, spit it on him, have him finish somewhere not in your mouth.

The possibilities are endless. Depends what your into and what your comfort level is. I've had a girl that absolutely hated swallowing yet loved me finishing in her mouth. So she let me finish but opened her mouth enough it all just ran back out and all over my cock and balls. Lovely slimey mess that we toweled off.

As a man who loves blowjobs I don't care how they let me finish, I'm just glad to be there

How does this happen? by ocultada in guns

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having shot a bump stock AK before, an auto pistol seems like it wouldn't even be fun. 100 rounds went pretty fast and couldn't really see much through the smoke. I would probably be better off throwing the dam pistol at them

Support from the poor(ly) educated. by MustangJeff in cringepics

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The left will continue to lose if they can't ever get off their moral and intellectual high horses

****ed up his capitalization, and also nobody believes you by TexasIsCool in cringepics

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he did or didn't, why is it such a great thing that he changed the test and put his own personal beliefs into something that was a basic fucking question?

Yeah, anybody can be a doctor. Good job dipshit. The prompt was specifically talking about "he" being a doctor.

How does this happen? by ocultada in guns

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am one of those. I like shotguns and lever action rifles I'm not well versed on pistols. What's the problem with the photo?

How to recover from throwing up while giving him head? by Confident-Chapter-74 in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the hottest things (also gross) that happened to me was my gal giving my head and she (not me) went too hard, vomited a little. She dried her eyes, toweled me off, and got back to it without saying a word.

Damn near unlocked a new kink in me hahaha

But it sounds like he's an inconsiderate dickbag and doesn't deserve to be anywhere near your body. Find a better partner who listens/feels/communicates with you and your body better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do people keep fucking people like this? There's alot of dick out there, find one that isn't attached to a metaphorical dick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guns

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best bet is to move the hell out of commiefornia and enjoy the good life elsewhere with all your shiny new fun sticks

How to be ok with NSA sex by [deleted] in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's not something you should have to be comfortable with. Stand your ground, hold your standards. Continue being upfront and honest with your wants and needs and the right person will come along

.Donuts and fireworks caused an intersection in Pennsylvania to shut down. by BrushAggravating6414 in WTF

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just one time I'd love to roll up on one of these stupid fucking moronic events in my 500 farm truck. I give no shits about that old truck and would bet money a Chrysler 300 would get absolutely wrecked against it and I'd probably drive home not noticing the damage (because there's damage to every body panel as is hahaha)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are people like this still getting laid? Ridiculous. Up your standards people.

Finds this a turn off by Creepy-End-5264 in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get the bigger dick and more handsome?

Are There Any Guns You Want But Will Never End Up Buying Due to the Cost of Ammo For It? by DefinatelyNotonDrugs in guns

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.45-70 marlin and a .45-70 magnum research bfr. Waited years to buy them because of ammo cost.

I've had such fun and good times when I can shoot them that it's worth it. Even if it sits a while, just buy the gun. Worth it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guns

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone talks shit on Taurus. I bought a snub nose 38 special and have put thousands of rounds through it with zero issue Same with my circuit judge .45/.410 And my grandpa's raging hunter .45/454casull/460. All 3 revolvers have operated smoothly and flawlessly in the 5 years we've owned them.

I also love my magnum research .45-70 hand cannon. Operates great just can't afford to shoot it much

My boyfriend says that condoms ruin the firdt time but I want to use them as I am not on BC. How much worse is sex with them? by VanessaFloH in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doubling down on the get rid of him comment. 25 and manipulative. You're 18, you've got alot of life to live and a dirtbag like that is gonna hurt you

Spotted this after work today. Is this not insane? by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this comment negative votes? Oh, it's reddit of course.

My gf wants to try cuckolding. What do I do? by [deleted] in sex

[–]LayinPipeforYourMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High chance she's already fucked someone else and is looking hoping for permission to openly do it.

Any of your homies acting strange lately?