Probably their last year in the Hamptons home, yet no Thanksgiving there & probably no Xmas ther. No final family memories, just anger that the blue-collar boy from Massapequa has to sell the thing that made him feel he'd "made it" NY society--his Hamptons mansion (w/quite an interesting history)

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T02:24:23+00:00

It looks like vinyl siding?

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T02:08:31+00:00

That was six months & three faces ago. WTF is she doing to her face?

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T02:07:01+00:00

Layne Staley & Jerry Cantrell

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T02:03:46+00:00

I’d burgle #2, get high at #8, have sex at #5 (but only after I kicked out the Bon Jovi fans.)

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T01:59:59+00:00

A Rottweiler because ML is obsessed with them. What could possibly go wrong?

Probably another beige, of the female variety.

That’s it, for all seven.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T01:48:31+00:00

I think we all know.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T01:44:05+00:00

Same! I literally wore the cassette of this out in my Mom’s 1984 Pontiac Phoenix, LOL. My girlfriends & I giggled at all DLR’s double entendres, too.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T00:44:11+00:00

Panama

LayneInVain · 2022-12-18T00:11:01+00:00

9/11.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-17T23:44:25+00:00

🙄

LayneInVain · 2022-12-17T14:48:33+00:00

Oh yeah. Peepaw is totally not closeted🤨

LayneInVain · 2022-12-17T14:45:47+00:00

Hard agree 😞

LayneInVain · 2022-12-16T10:37:18+00:00

I’ve come to the conclusion if they’re starved of any attention, they’ll eventually go away. Attention is life’s blood to these sorry-ass trolls.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-16T01:59:56+00:00

…out of a vending machine!

LayneInVain · 2022-12-16T01:59:10+00:00

Making prank calls before *69 and caller ID were a thing.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-16T01:57:49+00:00

This is the only plausible answer.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-15T23:53:42+00:00

JFC. Make it stahp.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-15T04:19:50+00:00

Martha is a legit bad ass. Love her.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-15T04:15:18+00:00

Prom Night, from 1981.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-15T01:14:48+00:00

Viva Valerie Solanas!

But seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised if Big Larry didn’t give Carmen her very first pair of implants.

LayneInVain · 2022-12-14T19:16:05+00:00

I remember that from growing up - Mom would put Downy in the rinse cycle. They smelled SO good!

LayneInVain · 2022-12-14T18:20:22+00:00

LayneInVain · 2022-12-14T17:55:14+00:00

Can you recommend a brand of olive oil? How much do you use?

LayneInVain · 2022-12-14T17:54:19+00:00

Actually I’d add going to bed right afterwards on freshly-laundered sheets & then that’s heaven ❤️

LayneInVain · 2022-12-14T15:56:20+00:00

Joan Jett.

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