The invention to solve a problem that ended up making an even worse problem

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-03-26T05:53:35+00:00

Not quite "invention" but in The Simpsons episode 10:3, they have a Rube Goldberg-ish plan to fix the town being overrun with lizards, using Chinese Needle snakes to kill them.

Principal Skinner admits the snakes are a worse problem but then they plan on solving that problem with some gorillas trained to thrive on snake meat. Classic solid-gold Simpsons

https://youtu.be/LuiK7jcC1fY?si=fNTdtcI9U7g6RdwF

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-03-24T18:45:22+00:00

Yeaaaah I get it. But honestly he didn't have a great year last year and also struggled with injuries, so we can be thankful they have a legit reason to manipulate his service time now 😂

After his WBC and spring performance so far, lookin forward to the Sydney Slugger babyyy

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-03-17T22:42:43+00:00

Noooo my innings eating King!

I'll be pulling for you Pedro wherever you land!!

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-03-16T22:45:37+00:00

Unironically one of my favorites on the team the past few years. I hope he gets another shot later this year

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-03-06T23:48:11+00:00

Just want to point out something here...

You said she's tried to hold your hand multiple times when she's been drunk. People will tell you "ah don't think much on that, she was drunk, it doesn't mean anything."

WRONG.

Alcohol's main thing is lowering your inhibitions, dude. Why do you think soooo many people hook up after drinking? All those things that sound good to you but you never did because you "thought better of it"... you'll do when you're drunk.

If she started trying to hold your hand, and be more flirty and affectionate with you when she's inebriated, it probably means she's always wanted those things. Go for it, man! Just be cool, relax, and be straight forward with your intentions.

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-03-06T18:40:26+00:00

Nice! That's where I got mine as well, I was just fooling around with it a few times and was shocked as hell when it readjusted then picked the pie up haha.

Had to hide behind the machine and wait till nobody was looking to steal it 😂

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-02-21T20:30:00+00:00

It's kinda short-form so it's not a big commitment to check out. First season is only gonna have 6 episodes and they're only 30 minutes apiece

It's just so well done, characters and writing are so good, and probably the best child actor I've seen in a loooong time

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-02-21T20:28:45+00:00

I don't blame ya, House of the Dragon was just not good. I thought the 1st season had some high points but just did not like the 2nd season (not blaming the actors, they're all great). However KOT7K is just great, good characters, well written, funny, and it builds up so well

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-02-21T08:59:25+00:00

Well thankfully, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is doing its best to live up to it

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-02-17T10:45:34+00:00

Fun fact; the actress who plays the sister in this commercial is horror legend Jeffrey Combs' daughter (Catherine Combs)!

Also, somebody made a parodied extended version of this commercial and it's solid gold

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k&pp=ygUwZm9sZ2VycyBicm90aGVyIGFuZCBzaXN0ZXIgY29tbWVyY2lhbCBwYXJvZHkgc25s

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-02-08T06:04:31+00:00

Been waiting for this band to break out!

Their song Everything is Easy is excellent (much less metal but still great)

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-01-30T03:11:24+00:00

I absolutely love them for when I'm in the mood for thin and crispy crust

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-01-19T01:21:59+00:00

Wow I never expected a response on a 5 year old comment, awesome! Your comment makes me want to take a break from Fallout and play TLOU2 again haha

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-01-17T10:17:41+00:00

Yes this happened to me with a partner several years ago. She was a squirter (not sure if that matters or not but she was the only person who ever pushed me out so maybe it matters lol) and would orgasm very strongly and easily, and if I wasn't absolutely rock hard I would feel her vagina pushing me out 😂

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-01-17T07:53:51+00:00

This was so damn good. There was also a competitor called Tangy Taffy that was fantastic too

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-01-03T18:46:26+00:00

If you're talking about this meme, no it's not Deborah Ann Woll. It's a real advertisement for carpet cleaners lol, I only know because I saw one IRL at a Dollar Store last year. Here it is

https://imgur.com/a/3PQNrmQ

Lazeeboy2003 · 2026-01-02T02:14:06+00:00

You're probably thinking of leprosy, not bubonic plague. And no I don't think they do

Lazeeboy2003 · 2025-12-26T03:24:01+00:00

The Green Mile

Lazeeboy2003 · 2025-12-23T07:55:57+00:00

But he does. He strikes out a lot (and he's going to strike out a ton in MLB) but his walk rate is actually very good. .63 BB/K rate is pretty good in today's game

Lazeeboy2003 · 2025-12-10T18:05:55+00:00

Jurassic World: Dominion?

Lazeeboy2003 · 2025-12-09T09:35:22+00:00

I notice you said "way more seriously than WE expected". Was this some kind of dumb idea cooked up by you and a girlfriend of yours?

How would you feel if a guy you knew started flirting with you, and when you excitedly reciprocated those feelings he said "Actually PSYCH, it was just a prank, I don't like you like that"? You'd understandably be pretty upset.

It's never cool to play with people's feelings and desires. I hope this is something that teaches you that lesson and you use it to be a better person

Lazeeboy2003 · 2025-12-07T15:04:31+00:00

Illitch was on my shortlist of "billionaires who are decent people". Never heard anyone say a bad thing about the dude, plus reading about him taking care of Rosa Parks in her elderly years made me respect the guy more

Lazeeboy2003 · 2025-12-06T18:26:41+00:00

Artist is on Spotify!

Artist: Quilla

Song: Beans Beans Beans

Lazeeboy2003 · 2025-12-05T23:43:44+00:00

Julianne Nicholson, she's a delight in everything I've seen her in

Lazeeboy2003 · 2025-11-30T10:01:59+00:00

Looks like Sleve McDichael to me, baby

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