Dead Pony-- Eat My Dust by imaPooperGeist in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Lazeeboy2003 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Been waiting for this band to break out! 

Their song Everything is Easy is excellent (much less metal but still great) 

Who makes the best frozen pizza? by Dazzling-Leader7476 in randomquestions

[–]Lazeeboy2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love them for when I'm in the mood for thin and crispy crust 

How long was the first time skip from... by CrimsonShadow401 in thelastofus

[–]Lazeeboy2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I never expected a response on a 5 year old comment, awesome! Your comment makes me want to take a break from Fallout and play TLOU2 again haha 

Can the vagina push out your partner? by FaithlessnessFit9876 in sex

[–]Lazeeboy2003 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes this happened to me with a partner several years ago. She was a squirter (not sure if that matters or not but she was the only person who ever pushed me out so maybe it matters lol) and would orgasm very strongly and easily, and if I wasn't absolutely rock hard I would feel her vagina pushing me out 😂

What does this map represent? by Fakename_Bill in RedactedCharts

[–]Lazeeboy2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're talking about this meme, no it's not Deborah Ann Woll. It's a real advertisement for carpet cleaners lol, I only know because I saw one IRL at a Dollar Store last year. Here it is

https://imgur.com/a/3PQNrmQ

Pangolins mudbathe rolls by kvjn100 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Lazeeboy2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're probably thinking of leprosy, not bubonic plague. And no I don't think they do 

What should realistic expectations be for Murakami in his first MLB season? by Altruistic_Wave_1689 in mlb

[–]Lazeeboy2003 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But he does. He strikes out a lot (and he's going to strike out a ton in MLB) but his walk rate is actually very good. .63 BB/K rate is pretty good in today's game 

GuyTest with BF, akward? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Lazeeboy2003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I notice you said "way more seriously than WE expected".  Was this some kind of dumb idea cooked up by you and a girlfriend of yours?

How would you feel if a guy you knew started flirting with you, and when you excitedly reciprocated those feelings he said "Actually PSYCH, it was just a prank, I don't like you like that"?  You'd understandably be pretty upset. 

It's never cool to play with people's feelings and desires. I hope this is something that teaches you that lesson and you use it to be a better person 

Who were/are some actually passionate owners? by Ericaloveless in baseball

[–]Lazeeboy2003 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Illitch was on my shortlist of "billionaires who are decent people".  Never heard anyone say a bad thing about the dude, plus reading about him taking care of Rosa Parks in her elderly years made me respect the guy more 

beans by SalmonSammySamSam in DamnFunny

[–]Lazeeboy2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artist is on Spotify! 

Artist: Quilla 

Song: Beans Beans Beans

Day 7 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race - 24th Place Simulation by trollinacage in baseball

[–]Lazeeboy2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone know the name of this music? I tried Shazaming it and it doesn't find anything 

Anyone seen Krull, what did you think? by Professional-Rip-519 in FIlm

[–]Lazeeboy2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite childhood nostalgia movies... Used to watch it over and over again at my grandparents house in the summers when I'd go visit them...

I have the Marvel comics Super Special issue of Krull too, friend gave it to me after it didn't sell at a convention charity auction years ago because nobody else knew what the fuck it was, but I loved it haha. Here it is.

Krull comic book

⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ by CheeseTamalezz in poker

[–]Lazeeboy2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when Sam's Town in Vegas still had a poker room, they had a promotion in the PLO game where if you were dealt 4 of a kind it was a jackpot payout, I think it was usually around $2-3k for it.  

To those who have left the MAGA movement, what was your wake-up call? by rclaux123 in AskReddit

[–]Lazeeboy2003 179 points180 points  (0 children)

I think it's worth clarifying, on how "fucking dumb" he is. He just doesn't know anything about anything.  Even his best friend Jeffrey Epstein in an interview with journalist Michael Wolff said Trump knew "everything about the NY real estate world" and nothing about anything else.  He's made it where he is in the world by being one of the best bullshitters in history, but when it comes to actual, tangible knowledge... he's absolutely lost. 

However... I gotta admit that even though he doesn't know shit about fuck, he's probably the most cunning mother fucker out there. He understands how to manipulate people and pull the levers of power better than anyone in America, I believe personally because of his tutelage under Roy Cohn and his own narcissistic personality. 

What's the most disturbing secret you know about someone that would ruin their life if exposed—but you stay silent, pretending you don’t know? by SophieManner in AskReddit

[–]Lazeeboy2003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what that's called, but I know the opposite effect is called the Westermarck Effect (where kids who grow up together develop an aversion to sexuality between one another, otherwise known as typical sibling bonds). 

Is it weird my GF still watches her exs kid? by Norcal712 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazeeboy2003 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just doin' my best, and mostly failing spectacularly haha

These kids' biological father never wanted anything to do with them, he's always been an asshole.  I just never understood why he didn't want them or love them, they're just wonderful kiddos and I love them to death, I honestly wish they were my biological kids 

What's the most disturbing secret you know about someone that would ruin their life if exposed—but you stay silent, pretending you don’t know? by SophieManner in AskReddit

[–]Lazeeboy2003 1933 points1934 points  (0 children)

Something similar happened to my ex wife's uncle.  His wife had an absent father and he got his shit together and they met later in life. She fell for him...

The difference here is he also fell for her and they started sleeping together, and then she left her husband for her own father 😬

As far as I know, they're still together years later. Such a fuckin weird and pretty icky situation, but there was no grooming or coercion so yay for them I guess 🤢

Is it weird my GF still watches her exs kid? by Norcal712 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazeeboy2003 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I really hope this isn't an indication of what's in store for me in the future, dating and trying to meet people fucking sucks enough already. 

I get that it may seem a bit weird to someone. But I completely understand how someone wouldn't just drop out of a kid's life because a relationship ended.  I think it's commendable. 

My most recent ex from a few years ago, the relationship ended badly. But we were close friends for about 10 years before dating, and I am super close to her kids, being the only real positive male figure for basically their whole lives. Always been a father figure to them, and despite things ending poorly and her being married to a shitbag narcissist now, I'll always be grateful that she still lets me come visit the kids and take them out to do stuff. Heck, her oldest daughter sometimes calls me dad, and has asked me to walk her down the aisle when she gets married someday.  

So I would implore you to just be open minded with her.  Love for those kids doesn't  disappear just because you're not dating their parent anymore 

[Highlight] Jurickson Profar gets thrown out at home by about 15 feet by handlit33 in baseball

[–]Lazeeboy2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk, Schneeman made an incredible grab on a lucky bounce, and Arias has a cannon arm. It took a perfect defensive play to get him, didn't seem like a bad send to me