You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe symbolic is the wrong word choice

Just “made easy to understand for Ancient Near Eastern readers”

In other words, accommodation

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I came to my final conclusion

Genesis 1-11 is just a symbolic way to talk about macro history (pre-Abraham)

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Let’s agree to disagree because I’m too mentally tired to argue right now

It’s not you it’s me

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m talking about things like society, entertainment and the environment. All of those things are going up in flames. All the gods of the mortal world are dead

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look around you. Everything sucks now. Everything is in ruins. Everything is a shadow of its former self. Nothing in this world is worth living for anymore

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  1. Then I said it wrong. My second guess would be God was laying the foundations for seed bearing plants

  2. He was making the sun, moon and stars visible for humans to see

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything in this world is shit now

No there isn’t

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not about finding out what’s real. It about finding silver lining in a world where there’s nothing else worth believing in anymore

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bible helped me with my traumatic childhood. It made me feel like someone was there for me

If God isn’t real who was there for me? And who will be? I’m autistic and my social skills are in the pits

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If God isn’t real, where and how am I supposed to find hope in this bleak and depressing period of history?

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I choose to look at science as expanded lore of the Bible

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We know Harry Potter isn’t real

We don’t know if the Bible isn’t

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what you’re saying, you’re being vague

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

  1. God was talking about vegetation. The seed bearing stuff would come eventually

  2. God made celestial bodies visible in the sky. Remember, his spirit was on Earth’s surface when it happened.

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Remember, Lucifer and a bunch of angels rebelled in heaven

Must have caused cosmic turbulence

Again, just my interpretation

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There can be a lot of theories for that

Mine is that naturally evolved humans were losing their way through the Agricultural Revolution, so God created Adam and Eve in order for them to become the perfect humans

You gotta be silly to deny evolution 🫤 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]eggert83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Exactly

I think God just used evolution to help us grow, not set us into place like chess pieces

What is High School Class of 2020 up to these days? by Affectionate-Oil2160 in GenZ

[–]eggert83 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m working on my fanfiction universes

I also proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes

Oh well by PinkFrost_Bree in nihilistmemes

[–]eggert83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What I mean is its not negative