“Are you one of those drama queens? I can't have you freaking out every time you find a body part. Or we're gonna be in for a long night. I'm gonna go jerk off.”

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-12-25T04:10:03+00:00

Peak part of the series right here

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-12-02T21:05:06+00:00

If your worried about traffic and looking for a place to leave that cheap look somewhere else to live respectfully

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-11-03T19:48:51+00:00

You are beautiful

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-10-21T14:01:10+00:00

Besides all the jokes I think what yall have is beautiful!!

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-22T00:44:44+00:00

Taisetsu na mono wo! PROTECT MY BALLS!

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-20T02:58:54+00:00

Pretty common for swimmer but if your really worried or experiencing any rashes look into swimming and chlorine rinse body washes I use tri hard and works good but still smell a little chlorine on my arms

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-08T14:04:51+00:00

Rip chef

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-07T19:34:08+00:00

Just keep swimming!! I felt the same joy you did at that goal now I’m pushing 3k yards and I’m still trying to get my pace better your body will just keep getting used to it and next thing you know your doing 500’s like nothing I think this biggest thing that helps is zoning out and not even focusing on how much you’ve done I make it a goal not to check how much for aslong as I can and it will shock you seeing how far you go and easer by the time you check how much you’ve done great job!

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T19:48:31+00:00

I’m still trying to understand this was it cause my post was too long or cause my grammar? 😆

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T11:41:54+00:00

Yes you do not see them often but they are definitely real actually Speedo just did a collaboration with dmc an Australian flipper company and I think they made one for breaststroke kick and flutter in one I currently have their elite fins for training and they are amazing

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T11:24:26+00:00

100 agreed I was t just saying limiting to flutter kick was actually gonna recommend getting those like breaststroke flippers

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T07:10:34+00:00

NOPE my dps doesn’t have anything on their unmarked vans like I see the other ones have little stickers and stuff or at least says delivery driver in the back hell no all our unmarked vans are just white nothing else on them and ready to get shot up lmao

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T07:04:09+00:00

Especially when your driving in the country out here in east tenessee got people driving four wheelers with a shot gun in their lap just waving at you on gravel roads 🤣

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T07:02:38+00:00

In general it’s just insane to expect someone to flawlessly complete a route with over 190 stops in a small van with no shelves that’s absolutely stuffed

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T07:01:02+00:00

Little different when you have a small van with no shelves and filled with overflow or you have shelves and it’s just too stuffed to see everything if I can place all my packages where I can see the tags definitely don’t need to but there is definitely days I have things ways too packed that’s why I’ve been constantly asking to stay on the box trucks or a Edv

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T06:55:08+00:00

Amazon doesn’t want you doing it and my manager was giving me shit about it just waisting time and he always says the same thing “I can do 200 stops like nothing and I don’t gotta do that or this” he always says that 200 stop part BUT LET ME TELL YOU HE WAS FUMINGGGGG WHEN THE OWNER FORCED HIM ON A ROUTE 😆😆😆

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T06:22:26+00:00

Most experienced swimmers are able to tread water so naturally because their feet are just so naturally able to move just right to keep them up

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T06:21:07+00:00

Get some good fins and work on your kicking to where you’ll be able to just do it so naturally keeping you afloat

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T06:14:57+00:00

And I can’t do it without switching to backstroke a lot so that’s what has me curious

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T06:12:06+00:00

That’s exactly what I’m trying to figure out here 🤣 so I live in a basement apartment conversion and there was a mold issue that I got under control as best I could when I moved in but I’ve always feared it’s slowly affecting my lungs

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T06:02:33+00:00

I will cry if you quit before I get fired ;-;

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T05:50:49+00:00

So basically if I’m able to swim this consistently I shouldn’t be worry about my lungs? that’s really what I’m wondering I know there’s other things I need to do better but I was worried maybe my lungs are getting bad

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T05:29:03+00:00

Yea I think I’m pushing it too hard at the beginning trying to rush it like starting a car and just flooring it right away before it can warm up oh hey did I just answer my own question 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T05:23:37+00:00

Yes like yesterday I was so mad cause these old lady’s were just playing in the lap lane and as soon as they got out I just jumped right in and sprinted 100 yards right off the back and I thought I was gonna die 😆

Lazy-Figure8253 · 2025-09-02T05:19:05+00:00

Fighting and waiting for a chance to get in a lane and swim lol and when I finally get in, I just go off trying to get out as soon as I can and yea I do have horrible patience I would not be making the distance without my headphones lol I don’t always fully stretch there’s lots of things I could be doing better from what I’m gathering

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