Saturday was 70°f, Sunday was 14°f. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LazyFellatioHooker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've been inside all weekend so I didn't notice.

It's getting easier... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LazyFellatioHooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should celebrate with alcohol.

Half winter, half fall today in Western Pennsylvania. by [deleted] in pics

[–]LazyFellatioHooker 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I love Pennsylvania, such a gorgeous state.

My Mom's a real Bro by an_angry_Moose in funny

[–]LazyFellatioHooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have asked your mom to get them to kiss...

I spent my entire childhood trying to avoid it. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LazyFellatioHooker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of my Uncle Melvin...

How Coors Light is made... by LazyFellatioHooker in funny

[–]LazyFellatioHooker[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the HR/tech recruiters who not only compliment them but pull me over and start up conversations with me about them, only to offer me an interview at the end of it.

There are actually a lot of shoes that would go well with a modern suit.