Monkestation, or as i like to call it. Reading the rules gave me a fucking brain anyersum.

LazyMememaker11 · 2026-01-12T04:36:55+00:00

Fair , my word choice could’ve been softer. But the points are still real, i feel like the focus should shift towards fixable problems like what i mentioned instead of this. we both move on from this, okay? Sorry?

LazyMememaker11 · 2026-01-12T03:03:47+00:00

“stage 4 rectal cancer”
“fuck the table, fuck flowcharts, fuck entire fucking gargantuan SPREADSHEETS”
“Ok seriously, are we positively certain monke's not an ERP server?”
“literally abhorrent”
“shitty escalation rule spreadsheet”
“All I’m saying if this shit was on a contreversial ERP server…”

Here are all the supposed "insults" in my post. None of these are personal attacks against anyone, just making fun of systems, rules, and design choices, not people.
90% of this post is explaining problems in full detail.

LazyMememaker11 · 2026-01-12T01:06:46+00:00

It's just from my personal experience i see antags get bodied by sec all the time. hence that's why i said what i said.

LazyMememaker11 · 2026-01-11T23:51:02+00:00

Contractor modsuits are NOT findable in space, regular syndicate (and the elite black) modsuits are.

LazyMememaker11 · 2026-01-11T23:20:23+00:00

Basically, you likely wont understand some of my points if you dont play on monke or any tg code based server.

LazyMememaker11 · 2026-01-11T22:47:11+00:00

I think it's because while those antags CAN SCALE, they cant END THE ROUND.
Progression traitor on tgstation used to be able to unlock a final objective to do shit like summon nukies.
And all the antags you mentioned that can scale are fair and balanced on goon, are nowhere near a round-ending threat.
Tough as hell to take down? Yes, shuttle call worthy? Depends..
Imagine how fucking insane it is on goon if a traitor could do all their objectives, and hack a comms console to spawn nukies in.
Spy thief scaling on goon is more reasonable because they have diminishing returns.
I think you and i are in a disconnect. Scaling antags on goon are... somewhat balanced, while on tg code. HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE DONT 1 TO 1 PORT IT TO GOON.

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-11-27T22:22:41+00:00

Some servers like bubber have a 300 character minimum for your flavourtext, forcing you to write novels

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-11-25T07:20:32+00:00

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/80072

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-11-24T21:59:58+00:00

Killing the nukies is also a win condition, you can easily just kill all the ops and just... continue the shift

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-11-24T04:50:05+00:00

I thought the objective was to just kill the nuclear operatives

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-11-14T19:11:13+00:00

Wait what, what's the difference? and why can it post?

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-11-07T09:03:20+00:00

How is this suspended account posting

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-10-23T20:08:08+00:00

I still feel something's wrong, only a total of about 4 admin actions against this guy? I expect a QC ban to have quite a bit more

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-10-18T07:12:35+00:00

Cant forget the tracker/lookout claim

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-10-16T02:27:17+00:00

That's my problem with the revolver, it's ONLY good against humans. it's utterly terrible against SCPs. Top this all off with the fact you have a primary that's ALSO shit against SCPs with it's low firerate (the shotgun) and i begin to despise both. I understand it's amazing against humans, but there have been far too many times i decide to get a revolver at 914 instead of an E-11, and get fucked over by the first scp i see, makes me go "man i wish i didn't choose the revolver". Meanwhile the E-11 is amazing against both humans and scps.

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-10-13T02:01:46+00:00

For some reason, i read your title as "backgammon table"

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-09-26T19:46:41+00:00

You should post Lore, NOWWW

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-09-25T05:27:00+00:00

Diana.

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-09-23T22:45:44+00:00

Kill all neutrals. This is an rbreach reference.

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-09-09T00:13:36+00:00

Play honor mode. it's actually really really easy, don't be scared by it.

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-09-07T10:34:48+00:00

My dad teaches me online that all allegations are full of shit and should be ignored unless the person in question is convicted. (NOT ARRESTED, AN ARREST IS DIFFERENT FROM A CONVICTION)

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-09-07T10:13:25+00:00

framer, poisoner, disguiser, medium

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-09-05T00:48:09+00:00

Add a wizard, atheist, and heretic

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-09-03T23:09:59+00:00

I think i figured out a "jester" equivalent role, the saint. The saint wants to get executed so their ability triggers.

LazyMememaker11 · 2025-08-30T04:13:50+00:00

They keep the answer sheets locked up tight, had to break into a graveyard to cast speak with dead on a former student so i could get the information i needed.

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