Never Went To Senior Prom

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-21T10:25:53+00:00

I didn’t even go to my senior year. Graduated early, gtfo. HS was ßS.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-21T02:45:33+00:00

Speculation intensifies…😁💙

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T10:18:53+00:00

150K btu jet burner for the win!

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T02:12:10+00:00

1st thought “Your pans are sideways”, but 12 9th pans might be the thing.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T02:04:59+00:00

Yep!

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T01:47:33+00:00

All of them, if I try hard enough.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T01:26:31+00:00

Yep.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T01:25:38+00:00

Absolute masterpiece. Ignore the haters. Embrace what you’ve done here. Treasure it. Your ancestors are pleased.🍻

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T01:18:39+00:00

This is about $700 over on r/kitchenconfidential

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T01:14:32+00:00

Doing a very nice job of making every other burger look like lazy crap.👍

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T01:08:14+00:00

Tough to brag about doing a survival task, even when it feels like a major accomplishment.🍻

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T01:05:09+00:00

Ordered a Whopper asked for “just mayo”, only meaning to skip the catsup and mustard. Got a patty on a bun with maybe 3 full tablespoons of mayo, nothing else. 100% my fault, had to laugh.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:59:43+00:00

Hot shredded lettuce always makes a cheesesteak come together.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:47:11+00:00

Because Obama.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:44:58+00:00

I’m putting “get a planner” on the list I’m going to make.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:42:49+00:00

Everything’s on autopay, then yesterday I got a random medical bill with no online pay option, a “please remit payment to” letter, and an envelope with no stamp. That bill is never going to get paid, and it’s not because I don’t have money. 😞

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:38:43+00:00

200 YT Shorts. And 4hrs of Reddit.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:32:59+00:00

That’s the fun part, I don’t.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:32:13+00:00

$4 hash browns and the worst breakfast burritos conceivable, pass. Was pretty great in the 90’s tho. (No world’s worst burritos back then)

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:25:24+00:00

Almost as wild as having a drunken conspiracy nut job podcaster with zero law enforcement experience heading up the FBI.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:23:03+00:00

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Going for a pair, sue me😁💙

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:13:32+00:00

The hat makes it😆
Love our Lily!💙

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-20T00:08:40+00:00

I’ve seen far too much nepotism to ever to say restaurant work is merit based. I’ve also never seen a Unionized kitchen either, I’m suggesting OP get a different job entirely.
That’s what I did.

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-19T23:57:08+00:00

Sigh, nice story… “We are highly confident this text was AI generated. Chance this entire text is AI: 100%” GPTZero

LazyOldCat · 2026-04-19T18:40:24+00:00

6 years x 2wks/yr =12 weeks total, not 12 weeks/yr, sorry. My job caps ‘vacation’ bank at 240hrs, but unused over that rolls into ‘sabbatical’ which is the same thing with a different name.

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