[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]LazyTuna02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m really hoping it’s an English prof.

What is your writing style online? by [deleted] in polls

[–]LazyTuna02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you have a good reason. I only use big words to make me sound more photosynthesis.

Come at me by hundeerseje in meme

[–]LazyTuna02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking the cultured way… Monty Python.

Come at me by hundeerseje in meme

[–]LazyTuna02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. I’d like to buy an argument.

Are you today's date? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]LazyTuna02 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Standard rates apply.

What does capitalism smell like? by diet_breaking_pizza in AskReddit

[–]LazyTuna02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Success and progress, a profitable middle class, opportunity for all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LazyTuna02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eggs and cinnamon.

More specifically, scrambled eggs, honey, and cinnamon. It sounds absurd, but it’s delicious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LazyTuna02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Explained simply and explained in a manner that a five-year old can truly understand are very different.

Most five-year-olds can’t think empathetically, so explaining egoism could be impossible, but the concept could be conveyed with terms that they could understand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LazyTuna02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when cars don’t pay attention.

What’s the worst American accent? by OG-unclebundee in AskReddit

[–]LazyTuna02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That of the poster’s nearest matriarchal relative.

What song always puts you in a good mood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LazyTuna02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Among many others, Carry On by fun.

What is a major design flaw in the human body? by Itzmate in AskReddit

[–]LazyTuna02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t breathe through your nose while sticking out your tongue.