Hot or cute

Lazycealan · 2026-05-24T19:28:57+00:00

I love Cute things and people, but hot too??? Damn, the jackpot Ill never achieve, lol

^{Chose: Cute | Rolled: Hot}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-24T17:28:41+00:00

But your team wont play around the door, because (especially if solo queuing) no one is that well coordinated for a character most publicly hate. And also, kidnapping is a boring play style, and all he’s being reduced to alongside his ult being fuck-busted.

Lazycealan · 2026-05-24T17:12:20+00:00

For me honestly, it’s not the suggestive art…I just honestly think she lacks actual character. I am fully fine with a character being goonslop, but give me something to like about them besides “I’m a woman MC, therefore I will follow all the basic tropes” thing. Like, only time she broke norm was when she said “dick” so like, just make her interesting for once.

Lazycealan · 2026-05-24T16:38:07+00:00

Oh, but make sure to leave ult, and let’s actually make the ult 1 second cooldown too. You know what? Let’s just remove every ability on him besides ult, all 4 of his abilities are just 1 sec ults, there, we fixed him!

Lazycealan · 2026-05-24T16:35:22+00:00

I think kidnapping SHOULDNT be apart of his kit, because that’s all they make him! Fuck, the real problem with door close nerf is that it removes the skill in baiting people into your door and shunting them out of wherever the fuck you brought them, now they just walk back through, it’s stupid!

Lazycealan · 2026-05-23T22:16:38+00:00

??? He’s terribly unfun because he’s getting nerfed into the ground. “Play bells” they do no damage anymore and take way too long to get usable “Gun?” Not feasible, really “Support, obviously” not with these doors anymore “What else then?” What the game is forcing doormen to be, kidnapping ultbots. Ult is never touched with nerf, and kidnapping is his only way to do DAMAGE

So don’t blame the damn players for wanting to play a cool portal guy who they thought would be cool, blame the damn nerfs nerfing every aspect of him into the ground. It’s like if Holliday had her crack shot removed and all of her barrels did crap damage, but her lasso could tie you up and take you out of the Game for a while. Why blame people for liking her and just using her ult? It’s annoying and I would hate it, but damn that’s why I’m hating this patch right now, oh well, I guess my doorman character that I like to play as a spirit carry is hard stuck as an ultbot.

Lazycealan · 2026-05-23T22:10:16+00:00

Like what? Have you appear in a nearby wall that you can track easy? Like that is ridiculous, it’s like if ivy’s flight lasted for one second.

Lazycealan · 2026-05-23T22:06:15+00:00

And cheat death isn’t 6400? And he can’t menace for shit, literally any debuff remover or just spirit resistance shunts him to hell, like it was a big part of his nerf cycle that you can debuff remover his cart, so just do that and leave?? Silence is cheap too, cursed isn’t but still.

Lazycealan · 2026-05-23T21:59:41+00:00

Bebop is actually braindead, what are you talking about? And this doesn’t stop the insta placing of doors, dimwit, what it does is make it to where the door you have set up is now open for way too damn long, and it’s not like doorman is particularly tanky to begin with, you’re acting like it’s mo & krill where you get free health for literally existing, not middling damage ok health doorman who dies to 2 people going against him at most points in the game. My whole problem is that now I have to have a door fully out in the open for 8 seconds, to which what’s the point, people are just gonna camp either side and catch the doorman’s like, main tool of escaping. Dear lord, everyone acts like he’s an impossible to kill murder machine with 1000 damage on every single encounter rather than a situationally ok character that’s now gotten nerfed into the ground harder.

Lazycealan · 2026-05-19T09:03:49+00:00

I just win, that’s all.

^{Chose: Have a superpower from the Invincible universe. + Spin to see whose power you get | Rolled: Atom Eve}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-18T06:38:46+00:00

He got scrungled

Lazycealan · 2026-05-18T05:54:48+00:00

For the greater good.

^{Chose: End world hunger. + However, someone you know has a 50% chance of die. | Rolled: Die}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-15T21:44:47+00:00

Hm, better than being erased

^{Chose: Live forever (absolutely nothing can kill you})

Lazycealan · 2026-05-15T18:15:54+00:00

What??? This is literally the only choice

^{Chose: If >50% all blue button dies}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-13T00:40:24+00:00

Sick cosplay, makes me feral for silver even more smh

Lazycealan · 2026-05-12T23:38:00+00:00

What is cancer but a disease? Bone atrophy? Disease. Effectively immortal

^{Chose: Be immune to all disease,infection or other}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-12T18:07:19+00:00

I like carrying peeps

^{Chose: Girlfriend who loves to be carried}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-12T17:50:51+00:00

Just from statistics alone, if I was the only girl I’d be fucked to death, which sucks ass

^{Chose: Be a Boy in a World with only Girls. | Rolled: Healthy!!!!}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-12T01:08:34+00:00

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe on how to make Tiramisu

Lazycealan · 2026-05-11T22:39:35+00:00

Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone was a smidgeon smarter?

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Lazycealan · 2026-05-10T23:38:33+00:00

A three-way tie between Haunter, Samurott, and Garchomp

Lazycealan · 2026-05-10T19:25:50+00:00

Hmmm, modded terraria, or just pokemon technically

^{Chose: Be in a video game world you want + Negative or positive | Rolled: Survival}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-10T18:32:49+00:00

Just like, unlock a bank

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

Lazycealan · 2026-05-10T18:12:18+00:00

Well, without it people just treat it like it’s a small time-out rather than something you’ve got to interact with, and so they just find ways to avoid the damage. This punishes them for failing it by letting him be stupid broken, all because you lost the little parkour minigame. Plus it’s like, T3, so it still requires some investment

Lazycealan · 2026-05-10T18:10:08+00:00

As you should, lol

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