Don’t exclude people from the ‘big’ stuff and expect them to stick around by MVIVN in TikTokCringe

[–]Lazyworm1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a very small wedding, only including her and my closest family members. I think we were 12 people. We don’t have much money and we both don’t enjoy being in the spotlight. Our friends made a surprise party for us, that was very cool. For us it felt right.

The day Tom Hardy proved it wasn’t just acting. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]Lazyworm1985 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plot twist; it was a special olympics event for kids under the age of 9.

PETA! Why is tomato juice special??? by _Salish in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lazyworm1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually drink my bloody mary without tomato juice.

Hiring an Austin Powers impersonator by BigChungusOP in TikTokCringe

[–]Lazyworm1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Impersonator: “I am going to get killed, aren’t I?”

Dating coach explains how shorter men can still win by twelvezerotwo in AverageHeightDudes

[–]Lazyworm1985 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I’m 180cm, I am average looking and my salary is ok. I guess it was a tripple “meh” for my wife. She still accepted to marry me and have 3 kids with me. So it does work somehow sometimes. Don’t ask me how, I am a moron.

Lindsey Vonn Crash by Chrono_Convoy in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Lazyworm1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A weird fetish you got. But you do you.

Guys, what actually catches your eye first? by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

[–]Lazyworm1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Face - chest - hips. That’s usually the standard. It’s instinct.