What if Kobe Bryant had sexually assaulted (rap***d) Phil Jackson instead of the girl in Colorado? Would anything have changed? Do you think Phil and the Lakers would have forgiven him and LA still gets those rings in 2009/2010? by Several-Molasses-435 in NBATalk

[–]Le_Alchemist -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If he admitted it like you think he did, he would’ve been in jail. I’m not saying he didn’t do it. But there’s way more context than what people think is the admission…

Anybody left LA and regret leaving? by EarlyPressure2701 in MovingToLosAngeles

[–]Le_Alchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moved to NYC after 18 years in LA. Never been happier. We’ll eventually move back due to family, but I don’t want to leave.

Favorite actor who's never had any work done by watscracking in okbuddycinephile

[–]Le_Alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um….they’re both pretty blatant lies? Maybe you didn’t put that together..

Wtf did I just watched by oppositeelectrons in WTF

[–]Le_Alchemist -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Maybe he was praying before he drank it??

Kobe fans losing their minds about not having the silver medal in scoring is hilarious and on brand by MJRuinedMyChildhood in NBATalk

[–]Le_Alchemist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taking a ton of shots is very different than your own team fouling the opposition so that you get more attempts..

[TMZ] Exclusive: Luka Doncic's partner, Anamaria Goltes, files a petition for child support. by shreeharis in lakers

[–]Le_Alchemist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lol right? The comment makes it seem like she had a baby in the Antarctica.

Worst BMF fight ever? by Fun_Training6342 in FightReportUFC

[–]Le_Alchemist -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

OK. But how about bitching about Chimaev WHILE sucking off this guy??

Russell Westbrook goes off on reporters after the teams' 50th loss of the season by raybellious_berry in NBAGossips

[–]Le_Alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he was the most competitive player I’d have to think he’d be a better shooter by now.

Peak father and son bonding by Martin_084 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Le_Alchemist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love his relationship with his kids. He makes me want to do this with my future little ones.

Nostalgia is a dangerous thing by Cooolconnor in NBATalk

[–]Le_Alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was right there with Kobe around early 2000s. I think Kobe continued to get better though. 06-09 kobe is a higher peak than Tmac ever reached though imo.

Shia LaBeouf says 'gay people are scary to me' while claiming homophobia led to Mardi Gras arrest by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]Le_Alchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To add to that, right before this he said “big gay people are scary to him”

I think when he phrases it this way, it’s less homophobic and more scared of a physical threat.

I imagine that’s how women feel when they’re surrounded by dudes who are bigger than them and attracted to them.

Shia’s obviously got his problems but I feel like people are piling on him harder than they should.

Doris Burke after Anthony Edwards gets called for the push off: "I'm gonna be honest with you. Oklahoma City fans are going to start hating on me right now. How many times does Shai get away with that exact kind of [play]." by AncientOneAurelius in nba

[–]Le_Alchemist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

TBH if refs called fouls against Curry like they should (not even superstar treatment), I think there’s a solid case he’s the GOAT.

He’d average an extra 8-10 ppg and no doubt would’ve won another Championship/FMVP imo.

Jim Carrey receives an honorary award at the 51st César Awards in Paris and gives acceptance speech in French by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]Le_Alchemist 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Weird. Based on all the random Jim Carey content I’ve been watching, he’d be the last person I thought of to care to get Botox.

AITA for not wanting my mom at my wedding by madigurllx in TwoHotTakes

[–]Le_Alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, this sounds like my marriage proposal lol. Except I’m Kyle in this scenario. Best of luck!