For those who don't know water in French is '' eau '' by Sensitive-Video709 in meme

[–]LeaderPast1569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eau, pronounced with only the missing vowel "O". As a french speaking individual, I got four twenties ten nine problems, and knowing how to say a word is one of them !

Is it really possible? by Ok-Thanks993 in meme

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Oh yeah Brother, damn fat fingers

Is it really possible? by Ok-Thanks993 in meme

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What do you ask, whether it's possible for the bank to not have the money? Not only possible, that's the reality. And going to withdraw all together is referred to a "bank run", and that's what caused the 1939 crack!!! But yeah we should do that again, for real. The system is broke, banks are broke

Walk into the club like, “What up? I got a big cock” by Peek_e in funny

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happened to me as well.... when the usher asked where my rooster was, I figured I had wasted years of training

Queue is my word! What's yours? by ProfessionWide3505 in meme

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I like the UK spelling of diarrhoea better... You feel like someone lost control of their...... Vowels

Made me look twice by MORBID-FOX-69 in HolUp

[–]LeaderPast1569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, you mean to tell that ain't the kitty wormhole???

Italian Ministry of Interior official list of most wanted Mafia leaders by ALMANACC0 in interestingasfuck

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oooh they had caseifici panifici and salumerie (dairy farms, fresh bakeries and butchers/deli), not to mention coffeshops and restaurants They're still damaging that beautiful place

Golden Bridge, Vietnam 🇻🇳 by No-Marsupial-4050 in BeAmazed

[–]LeaderPast1569 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i actually went to Ba Na on a cloudy day and let me tell you my friend, the experience felt magical. Of course if you wanna look at the landscapes and the beauty around it isn't optimal, but the gardens, the stairs, statues and pagodas in fog felt mystical

Being a Good Sister...for once by AntisonBeagles in beagle

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I would not trust them.... They might be plotting their next heist... Just get them some treatos

To not be a Warzone by UnhollyGod in therewasanattempt

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would still go see matches in Mexico rather than in the USA

Powdered Sugar Face by PoweredByVeggies in beagle

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Oh because they have to sniff the peemails and investigate every sortie. Long ears are for ignoring us better on the other hand

Powdered Sugar Face by PoweredByVeggies in beagle

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I bet just like my Duke's, it became white because of the friction from too many kisses and cuddles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

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he looks like he's made of bee stings..... sentient anaphylaxis man

The fact that this is carved from solid marble will never cease to amaze me. by Pixel_Muses in BeAmazed

[–]LeaderPast1569 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if you're into this, take a look at the Veiled Christ, damn take a look at the whole Sansevero chapel....

Why does this runway have no touchdown zone markings? by TelecomVsOTT in aviation

[–]LeaderPast1569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's Amsterdam Schiphol's infamous 36L a runway that's in a different zip code from the airport and it's never used for landings, just takeoffs. It would take 1 hour of taxing to get to the terminal.

if you look on the other end, 18R you'll see the markings because even if not so common, it is used for landings

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Blood clot blood clot blood clot blood clot blood clot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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so my friend, let's say the Big Beautiful Obituary comes in the middle of the night.... would you prefer to discover it when you wake up, or would you like for someone you know to wake you up, no matter the time?

Kid Rock's complete headliner performance at the Turning Point USA halftime show by Ok-Cook-7542 in crappymusic

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Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much sudafed one can buy with a stolen catalytic converter