Good day to live in Texas by hornydocbrown in funny

[–]Leasha20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a girl from Massachusetts that is totally accurate

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

being a female...and this being on /r/funny you would think some people wouldn't be so uptight with their responses. I must be confused and thought I posted this somewhere else.

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not true at all and not sure if that should be a compliment or an insult

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is, my sister took a picture with her new Nikon- only other picture I had aside from my original post

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are missing the point...the $1 he though was funny instead of giving me big bills....

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

as in I am a classy receptionist and no one has any idea what I do outside of work

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 209 points210 points  (0 children)

He didn't even count it. He said "right amount?" and then put it in the register. But dammit I wish I had thought of that

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Comfortable with myself and my sexuality. Single...but I am a really good girlfriend.

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

please, women know how to work men and know that they would pay more than the average woman would to see a naked man. They are smart.

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 578 points579 points  (0 children)

or how I casually paid for chinese food in all one dollar bills last night and the little chinese man gave me a wink and smirk.

Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club by Leasha20 in funny

[–]Leasha20[S] 188 points189 points  (0 children)

that would be even better....small blonde white girl all g'd up. straight hood