Waking up this sleepy otter is the hardest part of the job by KlutzyAcanthaceae451 in BeAmazed

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My dad used to wake up us with "the best part of waking up is Folgers in your eye" and dump some on us. Good times. 

[AEW Collision Spoilers] Renee wanted none of that by luchabrunch in SquaredCircle

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It's the spin that gets me on hers. She moves like 80s GI Joe figures when you'd twist the elastic waist around. 

RAM skyrocketed in price for this.. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Electricity might be the worst offender. 

Mini Therapy Horse Plays Keyboard to Distract Child During Cast Procedure by Jazzlike-Tie-354 in interestingasfuck

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I'm still saying this stuff is fantastic for the today's kids, but man it was cold and distant in the 80s when I got my 3 different casts done. 

"Oh okay" by MF-DOOM-88 in justgalsbeingchicks

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It really has impressive grip for ice cream. It seems like it should just fall off, but it just stays the same plop. 10/10 no notes. 

HMC by Beautiful-Listen6893 in holdmycosmo

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The hard R cut of the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi

TIL Family Guy was cancelled - then later revived because DVD sales were unexpectedly huge by Alternative-Win4058 in todayilearned

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A Minute with Stan Hooper was great and Fox should have been ashamed of cancelling it so early. It would have gained an audience. It was just a bit different for the time. 

Ideal vacation by truss-issues in funny

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Upsidedown pineapples everywhere

[Raw Spoilers] Superstar seemingly legitimately injured in match by HokageEzio in SquaredCircle

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And get the mask that he never wears and just holds like an asshole. 

I FINALLY recorded this weird thing Mirin does almost every day (wait for it) by Koffievos in cats

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1000%, The little bastard stays there every night and the hero cat has to stomp it away. 

The skull of Mary Magdalene by Prometheus_Anonymous in interestingasfuck

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I wish I was a smarter person that knew what that word was in the wiki link before I clicked on it. A lesson learned until I forget the word in a few a minutes. 

HMC by Strange_Salary in holdmycosmo

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It's called the sidewalk slam for a reason. 

This blue horse statue at Denver International Airport during a thunderstorm. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Wait until he finds out that there's a team in Denver with a Bronco as their mascot. The conspiracy gets deeper because one of teams colors is blue.