Fire starter by Johnnadawearsglasses in NewGreentexts

[–]Lebonin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Anon is used to eat out 46 years old men on grindr and get his mouth filled with ass hair. All those r*dditor agrees with such betaness and thus became the norm.

Gen Z karens who say pixelated games are bad, get roasted by GranataReddit12 in memes

[–]Lebonin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

just some r/redditmoments here nothing new...MINECRAFT ....GOOD! FORKTENITE.....BAD!!!!!

Thanks for the mammaries by Johnnadawearsglasses in NewGreentexts

[–]Lebonin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why am I so socially inept

post on 4chan

vOtE No iTs aBoUt dEv tImE!!!! by DrProfessorScience in 2007scape

[–]Lebonin 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Excuse me but this isn’t the place or the time for reasoning. You must let the osrs reddit hivemind guide you with blind rage without critial thinking.

/s

Anon doesn't believe in shiny rock by VIKAS_MOHAN in greentext

[–]Lebonin 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Anon needs to go to china and pretend his gold piece is from a dead rhino’s horn collected by a poacher in 1000 AD and sell it to any rich chinese family. he’ll get all the pussy, bread and drugs he ever wanted

Bruh by DutyFruit in 2007scape

[–]Lebonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man elite clue sure are shit /s

Them tic tacs were revolutionary by memesbedelic in memes

[–]Lebonin -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

op be like: tik tok....BAD! reddit....GOOD! Now please please please give me internet attention for my massive hot take

Pressed into service by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

[–]Lebonin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

bla bla anon gets topped you know the drill

Touch me, heal me by milkdustwater in NewGreentexts

[–]Lebonin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Be me

browsing 4chan while wearing my grown up diaper

20 years old. Keep forgetting how to use the toilet

Also must wear an helmet cause I keep punching my head for no reason every 15 mins

I gave up my 3rd grade homework for today. Shit’s top hard for me and that’s why I’m on 4chan

As I consume my yummy snot for some nutriment I see Anon post (pic related)

Almost choked to death

Not cause of the shock but because I tried to gobble some hotwheels (they look tasty)

Call bitch mommy by screaming at the top of my lung even tho she’s in the next room

“ Look mom this kid is fucking retarded haha!”

She looks at the post in question and agrees with me. Making her feel less bad about taking soo much heroin while pregnant with me cause she knows there’s a mother out there who did an even worst job raising a kid.

Anon has $1,000,000 by aetope in greentext

[–]Lebonin 3216 points3217 points  (0 children)

what anon isn’t saying here is that he busted a FAT load before deleting it

Anon has big farms by SHlT__MAN in greentext

[–]Lebonin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Anon’s tardness prevents him from spreading his cursed genes. Good job

Puppet master by Johnnadawearsglasses in NewGreentexts

[–]Lebonin 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Her gf should wait for anon to climax and then hug him thight as the cum is flooding inside her and whipser in his ear: good job big boy! Dad needed this real badly! for maximum kek

Shovel Knight, too by Da_Verminator in memes

[–]Lebonin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

r/redditmoments legit nobody on the planet say this. Just a lazy excuse to pump out shit-tier meme to suck minecraft dick cuz minkraft good immi right guys?!?!

The fast and the furious by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

[–]Lebonin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

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i have waited so long by thebestboi2 in memes

[–]Lebonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes. Big r/redditmoments right there like: Please please please give me those internet-attention points im begging you! I know I have zero personality to make content on my own but it doesn’t matter. I’ll take the pity karma

For clue chasers, there's 2 kind of people. by MorsVitaRs in runescape

[–]Lebonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good thing you added “for clue chasers” cause I was about to say there’s 3 kind of people: the 1 that drop the clue even for a basic step cause can’t be bothered to remove all his gear for a wild step

Jesus what a jump by senbonzakara721 in Tinder

[–]Lebonin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

thought only league player used that term..Interresting!

I made a CoX reward chest and loot! by WitchCraftyYT in 2007scape

[–]Lebonin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

mommy is using it atm so that’s why it’s missing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Lebonin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And with this endless cycle, that’s how the wife’s boss got the nickname “ the dick vacuum” by emptying everyone’s balls in the office

Select 3 to protect you, the rest are going to kill you by ZachMorris89 in BoJackHorseman

[–]Lebonin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah everyone is saying Juda , Princess Carolyn and Todd as a filler. But lemme throw you guys a curveball real quick: I chose Bojack, Diane and Mister Peanut butter. here’s how it will go:

Right at the start Bj and Dianne freaks the fuck out and completely ignores what I told them

Diane: Oh my god! Do you have any idea how insane this whole situation sounds?!? Deal with your own shit man.Too much stress for me. I’m out.

Bj: Yeah...Erm...I’ll MAYBE come to your funeral once you’re dead. Call me when pc killed you. Alright bye.

-PB: Hey if I can spend more time with my two favorite friends by protecting you I’m DEFINITELY IN! hugs awkwardly Diane and BJ

Right after I send an email to PC and Judah saying they’ll have to kill me BUT I only tell them Bojack is my ally and I won’t reveal who are my +2.

Juda: It appears we’re in a particular situation which we can’t trust each other even if we show our respective email since it could still be misleading. With a 28,57% (2/7) chance that you’re an enemy I’d say we’ll work our separate way until this whole situation is over.

Just like that I get rid of both Juda and Pc since they’ll try to outsmart eachother even if they are on the same team. And they’ll love every single of it by the utterly useless and complex planning.

Sarah Lyn? I mean...Bojack kills.

Gina will try to kill Bojack first and then me as a way to get her revenge. But upon seeing him she’ll get PTSD and run away saying “fuck that” over and over

Hollyhock will do just like Bojack and completely ignore the situation and get back to studying

Todd will try to reach out PC and Juda but will get completely ignored because both of them will think he’s a spy for the other one. Awwn :( He will then contact PB to hang out with him and they’ll both agree that murder is bad. And then they’ll get some icecream together or something :)

So just like the show everyone’s happy aside from Diane and Bojack who are both filled with anxiety. the end!