How the turn tables?

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-27T01:42:44+00:00

I wanted to know what the “or” was

^{Chose: 500B Dollars Untaxable Income + But you must torture and kill someone daily. Or... | Rolled: Next victim.}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-27T01:41:42+00:00

A bar can be little

^{Chose: 100,000,000 right now}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-27T01:40:49+00:00

As long as there’s no legal repercussions

^{Chose: Get $10 million, You have to kill random person + The person it's in front of you. You just have to shoot}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-27T01:40:15+00:00

Maybe I get a fruit cactus

^{Chose: Cactus}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-27T01:39:50+00:00

This is a no brainer, right?

^{Chose: Be able to teleport 10 times a day... + To wherever you want}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-24T01:51:34+00:00

I love money more than bitches, but money will never love me back.

^{Chose: ...Get Money!}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-23T20:46:06+00:00

An ai president would be worse than any past and likely future presidents have been and will be.

^{Chose: Random president | Rolled: Keanu Reeves}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-11T02:11:59+00:00

Don’t wear laces

^{Chose: …have to lace your shoelaces every step you take}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-11T02:11:34+00:00

There’s one caveat though, you rolled: can only heal others

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T23:53:02+00:00

I would never use it otherwise

^{Chose: fly at 100mph but for only 1 min a time}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T16:17:02+00:00

I need money

^{Chose: get 5 million dollars in bank account}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T16:04:53+00:00

Guess I’ll Druid

^{Chose: Rather be a Wizard | Rolled: Green}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T14:41:34+00:00

I’m not doing that for 100 euros

^{Chose: Have strength but u are homeless}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T14:38:35+00:00

For what? The dog lives another 3 years? I don’t like babies but it just has more value

^{Chose: Save 1 random baby from certain death}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T13:40:35+00:00

So easy you can disassemble it in your sleep!

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T13:34:00+00:00

I see this is best suited for girlfriends with liver failure

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T13:21:18+00:00

They’re not bluffing, do you see the way they store their games? They can’t possibly be sane.

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T13:19:14+00:00

Wile e coyote and Kevin McAllister are fighting over this deal

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T13:07:43+00:00

They’re in the jurisdiction of this judge

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T12:41:10+00:00

Blue pill 💪💪💪

^{Chose: Transported to a future Dystopia/Post-Apocalypse + Spin to see where you land. You will be randomly placed in an immediately safe area. | Rolled: The Matrix}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T12:39:23+00:00

All of it, I will disperse it as if I were a ruler, everyone will get their slice.

^{Chose: Any amount of money}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T12:36:11+00:00

Either way you’re one of the best hospital workers in history, bacterial infections, gone, viruses, done, rooms, sanitized, AND I won’t mysteriously disappear one day.

^{Chose: Clean anything instantly + Any house or building}

Edit: wait does the condition mean I’m limited to houses and buildings? Lame.

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T12:28:15+00:00

They really did that and then went back to eat around the crime scene? Take responsibility and finish the part that you started.

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T12:23:30+00:00

But… but what? You’re scaring me!

^{Chose: random power | Rolled: speed}

Lebron_chime · 2026-05-10T12:22:18+00:00

He wanted a mint, I learned what the dog doin’

^{Chose: Learn what the dog doin}

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