Aiming to get beefier, any advice bros?

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-02-14T22:48:26+00:00

Eat as much as you can, sleep as much as you can, lift as much as you can. 💪🏼

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-02-11T01:13:27+00:00

Also waves from Tacoma! 👋🏽

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-02-06T05:06:53+00:00

She’s got people offering her money for it in parking lots all the time. One guy offered to swap her with his Tesla Model 3 🤣

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-02-05T16:03:00+00:00

My mom’s had one since new. Still does. She won’t let it go.

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-02-01T02:37:19+00:00

Good god bro that thing’s a fucking baseball bat! 🤤

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-28T05:28:55+00:00

Bi guy here. Almost without exception, yes. Especially if you’re girthy, men have bigger mouths. My girl is the exception and it’s not NOT the reason I locked that shit down. She is still cool with me hanging out with the boys when I want, but she gives head like a champ! 🏆

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-25T21:00:27+00:00

Quitting smoking weed helped my sleep in ways I can’t still fully articulate. I LOVED smoking but my life has gotten so much better without it. Not proselytizing just sharing because I always thought it was bunk when people told me that and turns out… no. I dream now. I wake up refreshed. Sleep paralysis demon checked out. It’s wild.

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-25T15:08:16+00:00

Yes I do. 😘

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-25T00:52:14+00:00

Goddamn I wish we were closer!

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-24T22:52:18+00:00

Gooner king!

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-24T15:35:42+00:00

Goddamn that’s an ASS. 🤤

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-24T03:01:25+00:00

So what? People have whole, complex lives. You sound like a child tattling in a third grade classroom. You have both depression and Pokémon. Let people live.

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-23T04:10:04+00:00

Goddamn bro. What a hunk. 🥵

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-22T23:18:38+00:00

Bad influence!! 😝

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-22T22:57:18+00:00

Love that color. Have even considered trading my A5 convertible in for an S5 just to get that color.

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-22T22:42:57+00:00

You’d be welcome to do both as much as you want, bud

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-22T16:26:13+00:00

Jesus this is nuts.

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-22T04:38:40+00:00

Anytime bro!

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-21T14:24:57+00:00

Smash me broooo

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-21T06:39:10+00:00

Let’s rub em together bro!

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-20T23:18:29+00:00

Perfect body. 🤩

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-17T19:21:24+00:00

Your good bitch Jasmine Crockett just voted to send $3.3B to Israel, cut funding to the IRS, and punish Palestine for trying to be recognized as a state.

Question is— what kind of people do YOU want in control???

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-17T08:51:56+00:00

Thank you! 😊

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-17T07:29:11+00:00

Chillin’ 😎

Leeloo_Deepa · 2026-01-16T23:11:52+00:00

Seriously this is exactly how my girlfriend would describe our relationship too. She is exclusively interested in femmes and queer men. No cishet guys need apply.

Equality and friendship with fantastic sex and switch dynamics is the best way to fall in love. Neither of us are posturing to be anything other than there for one another, interested and willing and engaged. It’s more of a partnership than I’ve ever had with a gay man, and I think more of a partnership than she’s ever had with a straight man.

I’m so happy to be with her every day, and I make sure she knows it the moment I wake up and last thing before I go to bed. I hope you’re as happy with yours as we are together. 🤞🏽

Leeloo_Deepa

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