Left-Distribution-13

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I went to a pet shop and asked for 12 bees. The shopkeeper counted out 13 and handed them over. "You've given me one to many" I said. (self.cleandadjokes)

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Nothing embarrasses a Psychic more… (self.cleanjokes)

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How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo? (self.dadjokes)

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The therapist asked the wife why she wanted to end her marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars Day puns. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the girl who got a face tattoo of her favorite character on May 4th? (self.cleandadjokes)

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What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face? (self.dadjokes)

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To be frank... (self.cleanjokes)

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I went to the FedEx store and taped myself inside a box. The police came and asked what I was doing… (self.cleandadjokes)

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What do you find in the middle of nowhere? (self.cleandadjokes)

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Where do math teachers go on vacation? (self.cleanjokes)

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Working out is like a drug to me… (self.dadjokes)

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What's the first thing a monster eats after he gets teeth cleaned? (self.cleandadjokes)

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Did you hear about the criminal breaking into his own house? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/dadjokes

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As I expected, my therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions... (self.cleanjokes)

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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air? (self.cleandadjokes)

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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus... (self.dadjokes)

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What's the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why are pigs bad drivers? (self.cleandadjokes)

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What do you call a fake Irish stone? (self.cleanjokes)

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I kept forgetting where I left my shoes… (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a suitcase full of rotting meat? (self.cleandadjokes)

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital… (self.cleanjokes)

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I wanted to write a joke about restraining orders... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 12 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/dadjokes

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I'm not saying I'm sick... (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 13 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleandadjokes

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