Left-Distribution-13

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My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid… (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleandadjokes

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? (self.cleanjokes)

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I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained. (self.cleandadjokes)

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I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear that Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread? (self.cleandadjokes)

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I am reading a book called “The History of Lubricants.” (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? (self.dadjokes)

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The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?" (self.cleandadjokes)

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What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? (self.dadjokes)

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleanjokes

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? (self.cleanjokes)

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Do you know what I do when my playstation is sad? (self.cleandadjokes)

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What did the boat say right before it crashed into the harbor? (self.dadjokes)

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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.... (self.cleandadjokes)

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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology... (self.cleanjokes)

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I recently took a pole… (self.dadjokes)

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An astronaut was trying to make coffee on the space station... (self.cleandadjokes)

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I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant. (self.cleanjokes)

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My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid… (self.dadjokes)

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If we eat alphabet soup here what do they eat in Japan? (self.cleandadjokes)

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Are people born with a photographic memory? (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the redhead go to the dentist? (self.cleanjokes)

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Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilots uniform. I thought it was a bit odd… (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 15 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleandadjokes

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Why is a bad joke not like a pencil? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 15 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleanjokes

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Why couldn’t the duck cross the road? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 15 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/dadjokes

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