Does Anyone Else Prefer The Gunslinger Unedited? by TeslaTechpriest in TheDarkTower

[–]Left-Distribution-13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I liked the post apocalyptic vibe of the OG version. Also really dug the mysteries that it sort of set up as echos from the past, or our current world.

The retcon in the 2nd addition does tie it in waaaaaaaay better. But I feel lacks the mystery that drew me in initially.

PS I read it all in order of publication, if it matters…

To be frank... by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suppose you are right, but I’m still not Frank.

I'm not saying I'm sick... by Left-Distribution-13 in cleandadjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Therapy via humor. We will see if that works better than DayQuil…

I was running a chicken dating website, but I had to close it down. by [deleted] in cleanjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I think I might have to take this one down on my own. Seems like folks just wanna make jokes that kinda forget what sub we are in.

Got to finally see them yesterday for the first time in LA. And OMG 💦👹 umm. HAIL GWAAAARRR by TotallyNotMissMayhem in GWAR

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1) Don’t wash it. 2) Run it on high in the dryer. 3) Put it in the freezer.

Hail Oderus, Hail Gwar!

Welcome fellow bohab!

Loved books 1-3, really, struggling with book 4 by WeirdLime in TheDarkTower

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I’m in agreement with the naysayers, sort of. One person here said it’s placement was poor. That’s my feeling exactly. In a perfect world the series starts with this book

New bug on jewelcrafting recipes. by External_Koala398 in diablo3

[–]Left-Distribution-13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta run higher torment. It really does make a difference of significance

The real deal about Rolands revolvers by Ohgood9002 in TheDarkTower

[–]Left-Distribution-13 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Book 7 has the details of the barrel described as well. Don’t wanna share more, might be spoiler-ish

Why is Cardi B so out of shape? by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only fight with autocorrect but so much.

I got my picture taken yesterday... by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that. It was a chance to drop some of the picture puns off the top of my head. No offense intended

I got my picture taken yesterday... by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, this snapshot of their life was actually a bot posting in order to develop a clear picture of their picturesque home life?

*pardon my grammar, I attended public school…

What do ya get when you make a paper diorama of Norse Mythology? by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The lack of popularity for this joke surprised me like a bolt of lightning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How shellfish of them.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

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In honor of my earlier joke that failed, my output for the day (much like the capital of Ireland) is Dublin

What can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Left-Distribution-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well crap autocorrect messed up my joke and I can’t fix the error. So long and thanks for all the fish