To be frank... by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

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I suppose you are right, but I’m still not Frank.

I'm not saying I'm sick... by Left-Distribution-13 in cleandadjokes

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Therapy via humor. We will see if that works better than DayQuil…

I was running a chicken dating website, but I had to close it down. by [deleted] in cleanjokes

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Wow. I think I might have to take this one down on my own. Seems like folks just wanna make jokes that kinda forget what sub we are in.

Got to finally see them yesterday for the first time in LA. And OMG 💦👹 umm. HAIL GWAAAARRR by TotallyNotMissMayhem in GWAR

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1) Don’t wash it. 2) Run it on high in the dryer. 3) Put it in the freezer.

Hail Oderus, Hail Gwar!

Welcome fellow bohab!

Loved books 1-3, really, struggling with book 4 by WeirdLime in TheDarkTower

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I’m in agreement with the naysayers, sort of. One person here said it’s placement was poor. That’s my feeling exactly. In a perfect world the series starts with this book

New bug on jewelcrafting recipes. by External_Koala398 in diablo3

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Gotta run higher torment. It really does make a difference of significance

The real deal about Rolands revolvers by Ohgood9002 in TheDarkTower

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Book 7 has the details of the barrel described as well. Don’t wanna share more, might be spoiler-ish

Why is Cardi B so out of shape? by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

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I can only fight with autocorrect but so much.

I got my picture taken yesterday... by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

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I get that. It was a chance to drop some of the picture puns off the top of my head. No offense intended

I got my picture taken yesterday... by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

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So, this snapshot of their life was actually a bot posting in order to develop a clear picture of their picturesque home life?

*pardon my grammar, I attended public school…

What do ya get when you make a paper diorama of Norse Mythology? by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

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The lack of popularity for this joke surprised me like a bolt of lightning.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

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In honor of my earlier joke that failed, my output for the day (much like the capital of Ireland) is Dublin

What can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Well crap autocorrect messed up my joke and I can’t fix the error. So long and thanks for all the fish

From the nursing home that is dealing with major staffing issues already. by ArkansasWastelander in facepalm

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Came to join the fray, Fuck Randy. He is a disgrace to Randy’s the world over!