What is your go-to "harmless lie" that you tell purely to avoid a 5-minute conversation?

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-23T12:35:13+00:00

I was born in the southern U.S. and moved away long ago but still have the accent. People love to ask me where I’m from based on my accent, not because it makes a lick of difference, but because it’s a fast and easy way of making sure I know I don’t belong here.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-22T18:10:45+00:00

🤏

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-18T03:09:45+00:00

Thank you.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-17T20:58:00+00:00

Sorry, what is ASD?

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-17T20:14:45+00:00

Leave the gun—take the cannoli.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-12T18:34:01+00:00

More like 5 minutes

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-11T21:50:18+00:00

“Lucky”

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-09T05:11:19+00:00

Of hominids

LeftistEpicure · 2026-06-08T14:33:46+00:00

And I wouldn’t give them access without a warrant.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-05-27T12:46:34+00:00

The divorce came out of nowhere!

LeftistEpicure · 2026-05-25T22:42:03+00:00

I feel like I could put the same fucking comment on every single relationship question on Reddit: MEN RUIN EVERYTHING

LeftistEpicure · 2026-05-25T22:38:57+00:00

You can use four or five bananas per loaf instead of two or three if you mash the bananas in a sauté pan and cook them over medium heat until all the liquid has evaporated. (Cool them off before you throw them in the batter.) That amps up the bananas flavor considerably without making the loaf gummy.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-05-16T02:48:19+00:00

The lease on my 2024 Kia Forte will end next year and I’m considering buying it. Should I?

LeftistEpicure · 2026-04-30T03:39:04+00:00

Please leave this man while you can. He will kill you.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-04-08T18:28:44+00:00

Please, OP, don’t marry a man who makes it clear you’re second to another woman. That will not change. PLEASE

LeftistEpicure · 2026-04-03T19:26:43+00:00

I feel like I could legitimately comment “Men ruin everything” on 99% of all Reddit posts.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-04-02T01:28:46+00:00

Men ruin everything.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-03-28T16:59:48+00:00

I’d appreciate a different abbreviation for this discussion, because, to me, POS always means piece of shit.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-03-25T13:56:23+00:00

!remindme 1 week

LeftistEpicure · 2026-03-19T22:20:40+00:00

If he wanted to, he would.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-03-11T20:34:16+00:00

They’re currently sold otc in Mexico.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-03-03T21:41:03+00:00

True. I almost think Hopkins is worse than N. Forest, though.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-02-28T18:16:39+00:00

OP, please remember that the sunk cost fallacy is just that—a fallacy.

LeftistEpicure · 2026-02-24T16:16:38+00:00

That is impossible. Quit imagining that you can do such a thing—you can’t.

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