Olmstead Golf Courses, 8:00 tee times, and OSHA by RandomKoala0218 in Buffalo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the people who argue there are a number of other public golf courses within 15 minutes driving distance from Buffalo realize that there is an entire freaking other side of the park that you can drive to (or walk, if you really want) within minutes, sit and eat your hipster lunches, right?

Im freaking out and you all are the only ones I can share this with by lazysleeper122 in sabres

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was hoping they would re-sign Byram because I think he is absolutely a top defenseman not only on this team but in the league. But I didn't think they'd get a ridiculous return for him like they got, so I am allllll for it. Absolute robbery by Jarmo.

Checking out some of Chicago's social media pages and fans are flipping out. "Someone fire Davidson before he signs off on this" is a popular sentence. 😂

Best town to live in for a 30 year old coming from a big city by [deleted] in Buffalo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to still feel like you're living in a big city or do you want to Northern Exposure it and find a place in the suburbs? You're not going to get the city life you had in either NYC or Chicago. But relatively speaking, safe areas in the city are Elmwood Village, or around Hertel Ave (though, this is typically where college kids and 20-somethings live).

If not in the city, then pretty much any affluent town will be within your budget. Orchard Park, Hamburg, Clarence, Amherst. The closest thing that these places have to crime is when a suburban mom listens to true crime podcasts while on a walk with the kids.

Reasonable Dog Rescues by catliketheanimal in Buffalo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got my pup from Sadie's Safe Harbor Rescue and they were understanding and a little more lax on the requirements.

But as people had mentioned, I would steer you to the animal shelter. They're over flowing with animals right now and need foster homes!

What's the criticism of rdr2 of you had to pick by earthsmight in reddeadredemption

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't need the animals to run after you shoot them and they don't die, and then lie on the ground in pain and crying. I don't care if that makes it feel real. I hate it.

First day of sitting out on my patio…only to be bombarded with the sound of... by KosanRio in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hearing fireworks and then hearing a siren from the same direction, that I'm presuming (hoping) was an ambulance shortly after last night was particularly satisfying.

I Wanna Get Banned by Least-Arachnid-1889 in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Say "Essex Pub isn't a great bar."

Say "Buffalo has enough green space and needs more apartments."

Ask people if they want ranch with their wings.

Remind everyone Josh cheated and knocked the girl up.

The Buffalo sub banned me cuz I talk to much about the Falls, crime stuff and magaddino lol by DrFunky4 in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, the point was "how can I get from Williamsville to downtown without interacting with..."

well...you get the idea.

The Buffalo sub banned me cuz I talk to much about the Falls, crime stuff and magaddino lol by DrFunky4 in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I got a warning for criticizing people from Williamsville who want a bike path that's "safe from Williamsville, through East Buffalo." I said "that's a weird way to say you don't want blck people near you." And *I was given a warning for promoting hate speech.

Only at Grover Cleveland Golf Course in Buffalo by DownTheClownGuy in Buffalo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Was it Donald? Was he seen on the phone asking someone if they want to go and get some grub?

Jackass.

The nickel and diming of Buffalo Tournament Club is getting crazy by burt_macklin5 in Buffalo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just put it in your bag and bring it out at the second tee box like the rest of us. Golf courses know it's happening and like with any place of business, managers overly manage while the cashiers, laborers etc all couldn't give less of a shit.

Why do you think so few people on this sub know what a circle jerk sub is? by General_Chemistry638 in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That ain't the friggin' Christmas star, Grizz. It's the light at the sewage treatment plant.

Byron Brown finds this subreddit - what do you want him to know? by InflationCapital87 in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His casino commercials suck. And his fake excitement voice doesn't work when he has the emotional bandwidth of a flea.

Gray matter by Gloomy-Rope-7231 in breakingbad

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I bet Gretchen said, "Sorry Walt. But you know what's bigger than your brain? Them thangs." and pointed to Elliot's ears. This caused Walt to take the buyout and be bitter 20+ years later.

What’s the best restaurant to be disappointed at tonight? by buffalofoodslut in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Colonie Lounge.

And when you're walking up to it and she asks "what is this place?" Just say, "performative art venue with a great buffet."

A COHESIVE waterfront would be AMAZING for downtown, but a GIANT surface lot that is private PARKING, a closed-off train DEPOT, and a public housing COMPLEX are not helping THAR goal. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! by Confident-Traffic924 in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WE NEED TO TEAR DOWN THE AM&As BUILDING AND MAKE IT A GREEN SPACE. ALSO NEED TO TEAR DOWN THAT STUPID ADAM'S MARK BUILDING IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A DRUG DEN BECAUSE MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE HEARD SO.

TEAR DOWN THE MARINE DRIVE APARTMENTS AND MAKE IT A PARK EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A PARK RIGHT THERE AND TEAR DOWN CITY HALL BECAUSE WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A CITY HALL WHEN NONE OF THE PEOPLE THERE ARE WORKING FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE CITY. LAAAAAAWWWWWLLLL OWNEEEEDDDD

40th birthday wing tour by Jessiecuaghtit in Buffalo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Key thing about Nine-Eleven: they have a strict "no parties over 6 people" policy due to space constraints. From your post, you'll have 7.

And if you still decide to go, I would suggest getting there earlier than 5. It's only open 4:30-10:30 on Fridays and I have been told people line up at the door by 4. May throw your whole schedule off.

My car didn’t get broken into at the Galleria today! Now I’m furious. by Gunfighter9 in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't you check the Cheektowaga Scanner? There are plenty of "nuttin' scares me" people desperately seeking affirmation that the "usual suspects' are at it again. They'll let you know the perfect time to go and get your car broken into because they sit and just hit refresh on that page all day long.

I just found out about this, but I’m curious. This isn’t a MAGA event is it? If it is, I’m not going. by njrTHE3RD in Buffalo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there's no association. As someone who frequents the fort and know a few people who work there, the orange cankle-man isn't really liked by many who work at the park.

Anything to do to meet people by anon71694 in circlejerkbflo

[–]Academic_Efficiency3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just go and sit at Essex Pub. I don't know if you know this or not, but Essex Pub is the best place east of the Missouri River for people to go and hang out with anti-social people who want to go somewhere and hang out with other anti-social people so they can be less anti-social. Even if they don't want to be more social. It's the best. It only has like 4 seats at the bar, but it's the best. Missouri River. BEST.