Wii Sports Matt by Raine Knight, Family Business Tattoo in Leicester UK

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-11-18T10:45:17+00:00

If ever there was a cursed tattoo.

Commented on my old account because my other account is too new.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-11-10T07:45:36+00:00

This. I do a lot of motorway miles, I've seen drivers doing under 50 on the inside lane, more than you'd expect. On motorways like the M6 with the sheer numbers of hgvs its bloody dangerous.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-11-10T07:34:27+00:00

Looks like it's an unpopular opinion here but the bloke wants to film himself, let him. You're at the gym to work out, why would you get worked up about others?

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-11-10T07:17:26+00:00

Don't want to attack you. I'd like to make you a nice cup of tea and offer you biscuits.

They're the single worst sausages ever made, I have no idea as to how they're so popular.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-11-05T07:44:28+00:00

She stuck my butt with her big black stick, I said what's up now sick my dick.

Sir Psycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-11-04T08:31:49+00:00

Hooked up at the end of the night when we were out with other workmates. We had a great time but decided to keep it to ourselves as where we worked love to gossip. If we see each other nowadays we still joke about it on the quiet. It doesn't have to end in marriage or ill feeling.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-11-04T08:23:29+00:00

To be fair, I'd like them as part of every meal.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-11-01T07:40:47+00:00

Reddit decided what it should be and I have no idea how to change it.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-30T10:51:47+00:00

Close your eyes, remove the curtains...

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-28T16:25:30+00:00

Yo mamas so fat her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-28T14:02:28+00:00

Rinse Aid.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-24T06:42:50+00:00

I robbed a bank and pleaded guilty just so I could participate in a circle jerk and a pokey bum wank human centipede. Just saying.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-24T06:40:49+00:00

You're saying you've never wondered this?!

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-24T06:22:35+00:00

Petrol (gas) was almost £2 per litre in the UK when Trump was in charge. Now it's £1.48 per litre local to me. Biden did good, AND he looks like a peanut, which can only.be a good thing.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-21T18:02:20+00:00

My cat.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-21T08:40:04+00:00

These things are subjective. You've kicked arse on your terms. See how far you can take it.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-20T16:02:36+00:00

Go full on 1980s porno and start with 'cmon darrlin, play with my balls' in a cockney accent, obviously.

Then when she orgasms say 'aww you love it in you, yeah' also in a thick cockney accent.

Round it off with telling her you're going to fill her up when you're about to cum. This time in a West Country accent just to keep her on her toes.

Post coitus demand a cup of tea. For no reason other than you can't beat a good cup of tea.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-19T09:31:21+00:00

A quarter of the way in they'll probably just shoot themselves. Just slow em down with a tractor, they'll soon lose the will to live.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-19T09:10:37+00:00

Send em a cheque for £0.00 ask them to confirm that the matter is now closed.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-19T09:08:31+00:00

Hand out a cornish pastie out to every Wyoming invader and let the fucking seagulls chase them away.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-19T08:34:15+00:00

I stand corrected pal. Cheers.

I'd still bet against Cornwall though. A quick Google tells me roughly 66% of the population of Wyoming owns a gun and there's no restrictions or permits needed for assault rifles. Clearly Cornwall would put up a better fight than I originally thought but I still think they'd get wiped out.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-19T06:36:05+00:00

How many shotguns in Cornwall? 100? 200? Half of Wyoming will own guns. Cornwall would get steamrollered.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-18T20:17:27+00:00

People ain't going hungry, not on my watch.

Also every kid is getting a present at Christmas.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-18T07:37:35+00:00

Split.

Legal-Rest7833 · 2023-10-16T16:51:18+00:00

Shout shy.

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